#incorrect harry potter house quotes

Slytherin: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I’m a good person.

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: And even deeper down I’m an even bigger asshole.

You know, people who say money doesn’t buy happiness just aren’t trying hard enough

-Slytherin

Ravenclaw: *Struggling to put cover back on box of paper*

Slytherin: …What are you doing?

Ravenclaw: I took of the cover of this box but I can’t get it back on

Slytherin: Why did you even open the box??

Ravenclaw: …to see what this kind of paper smelled like

Slytherin: We all know I just want to see people’s heads on the floor

Hufflepuff: Do you want to see my head on the floor??

Slytherin: No I want to see your clothes on the floor