#incorrect mythology quotes

Hades: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Zeus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Hades: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, and beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried long after I die.

Poseidon:edible

Zeus: Well well well, if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I’ve fucked up bad.