#incorrect percabeth quotes

Annabeth: why is the bottom of your pants wet?

Percy: there was a puddle

Annabeth: okay, but why did you jump in it???

Percy: it was a puddle

Percy: I get my news from the only reliable source… Annabeth. Because I can say whatever I want and she will yell at me over the correct news

Estelle: can we get McDonald’s?

Percy: no, we have food at home

*one oven burning later*

Percy: McDonald’s it is

Annabeth: My boyfriend must be of utmost logical mind and–

Percy: *trips on a rock* Sorry!

Annabeth: I want that one.

percy: WHO THE FUCK-

annabeth: language

percy:

percy:WHOM THE FUCK-

annabeth: much better, thank you

piper: how do i block someone in real life

jason: get a restraining order

leo: move away and create a new identity

reyna: murder them.

annabeth: oh wow you’re hot

percy: aw thanks babe you are too

annabeth: no i mean you have a fever

annabeth, arguing with the museum tour guide on the origins of a greek statue:

tourist, to percy: she’s a handful isnt she

percy, pulling out an engagement ring: yep