#incorrect heroes of olympus
Annabeth: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Percy: there was a puddle
Annabeth: okay, but why did you jump in it???
Percy: it was a puddle
Will: Am I still saved in your contacts as “that annoying Camp medic”?
Nico:
Nico: Your hair look wonderful today
Will: Answer the dam question
Will: You care about me!
Nico: I would sell you to the devil for a corn straw
Will: Last week someone tried to take my scarf and you broke their nose
Nico: IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING
Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette, I take a nap and don’t set an alarm
Nico: Will it be 20 minutes or 20 hours? Nobody knows
Leo: I’m a little sad
Piper: Hey little sad, i’m big sad
Leo:
Piper: ya know… ‘cause your small?
Leo:
Piper:Sorry.
Percy: *winks at Annabeth unsubtly*
Annabeth: Did you just wink at me?
Percy: I dont know, you tell me *winks again*
Annabeth: I honestly couldn’t tell ya
Percy: Did i go to far?
Annabeth: No, no, no, you went to far eight hours ago, now your going to jail
Annabeth *calling Percy*: Where the hell are you? I’ve been trying to reach you for hours!
Percy: Oh yea, well we just went to the bar, got into a small fight, then we left and uhhh
Grover *mouthing: Escape room
Percy: And then we went to an escape room
Annabeth: Who the hell goes to an escape room after a bar fi- your in jail aren’t you?
Percy *trying to pick the lock*: It’s a room and we’re trying to escape!
Chiron *walks in the big house*: What are you seven doing, offering some sort of sacrifice?
Percy: Yea and it me
Jason: No, it’s not, no one wants to touch that
Percy: Okay, first of all, ouch
Leo: Hey, wanna see a butterfly?
Jason:No
Annabeth: Please don’t
Percy: Hell yeah!
Leo: *yeets butter across the room*
Leo: Frankly I’m offended you would even think of me as the person who set the kitchen on fire. Shame on you.
Annabeth: So it wasn’t you?
Leo: No it definitely was but i’m still offended
Chiron: So Percy, what are your goals in life?
Percy: Well, I’ve been banned from every major public transportation system except Melbourne. I don’t k is what their limit is, but i will find it and break it.
Clarisse: And i’m the one with anger issues
Leo: *eating something*
Annabeth: Hey Leo, what are you eating?
Leo: *starts eating faster*
Annabeth: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING
(When Hera babysat Leo)
Young Leo: Can you check for monsters under the bed?
Hera: Aww, sweet boy, the monsters don’t live under the bed, they live inside of us
Leo:
Hera *patting his head*: Sweet dreams
(Playin Scrabble)
Percy: I will put an “a” down
Grover: I will add to your “a” and make it an “at”
Travis: I will add onto your “at” and make it a “rat”
Annabeth: I will add onto your rate and make it a “biostratigraphic”
Travis: *flips the board and walks out”
Percy: We’ll someone’s in a biostratigraphic mood today
Annabeth: That’s not even remotely correct
Percy, answers the Iris message: Grover, I’m busy
Grover: Do you think drinking 34 cans of red bull consecutively would heighten my senses or just kill me?
Percy:
Percy: There’s only one way to find out, im coming over
Flight attendant: We are about to take off, make sure all small items are safe for take off
Leo, whispering: Nico, do you feel safe
Nico: Do you feel safe?
Leo:Hey!
Jason: Do both of you feel safe?
Nico & Leo at same time:HEY!
Annabeth, on her phone: Grover, where are you and Percy exactly?
Grover: We got lost
Annabeth: Yea well maybe you can tell me a street name or something?
Grover: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion
Annabeth: I’m gonna need you to be more specific
Percy:Simba
Annabeth, towards Juniper: Yeah we’re never finding them
Thalia: So what’s it like dating Percy?
Annabeth: I asked him for a glass of water one day when he was mad at me
Annabeth: He brought me a cup of ice and told me to wait
Jason: My relationship with Leo is so weird
Jason: like i would give him my kidney but he is not borrowing my phone charger
Grover: I told Juniper I would cook for her, but i don’t know how to cook!
Percy, pouring milk directly in the cereal box: And you thought i would be the solution?
Annabeth: “Have kids” they said, “It’ll be fun” they said
Percy, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!
Leo: it’s to big to smother, get the reverse flame thrower!!
Jason: it’s called a fire. extinguisher
Why PJO is bette than HoO (pt 4)
- like no one dies, leo comes back, the guy nico killed fir effect on Octavion, Scipio the pegasus, Octavian (and no one cares about him), the hunters and amazons were the only like serious deaths and even that was like quickly out of mind
- frazel age gap is a no for me, make hazel older
- not as much character relations in HoO, tell me a time where like Frank and Piper talked, or Hazel and Jason, like sure they still talked but like not a real talk
Why PJO is better than HoO (pt 3)
- the final battle of Kronos, you had Percy, Annabeth and Grover, the main characters of the series, battling him. While in the war with gaea the seven take out the giants but when they get back to chb only leo, piper and jason fight gaea, whole Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, and frank just fight some monsters and thats it (and i know everyone’s gonna respond with “well it’s not Percy and Annabeths story anymore”, but like seriously i don’t care, and what abt Frank and Hazel?? if it’s not Percy and Annabeths i would much rather it be Frank and Hazel then Jason’s
- (basically saying the same thing) no one else participates i mean what about Percy, Annabeth, Hazel and Frank?? like, they’re important too that’s why they were in the rest of the series (plus i think they’re more powerful than Jason, Piper or Leo but don’t get me started on that)
Why PJO is better than HoO (pt2)
- everyone was always doing something (even the side characters) it wasn’t just Clarisse is fighting a monster or Travis is with Connor doing stuff its: Clarisse is pissed that someje killed uer best friend and is getting revenge, whole Travis is stealing stuff to help the medics heal everyone because they’re running out of supplies
- was only a couple of chapters to actually kill Gaea, one or two
Jason: You should apologize to Leo
Piper:Fine
Piper, to Leo: Unfuck you or whatever
Grover: What do you two keep arguing about?
Annabeth: He keeps using common phrases incorrectly!
Percy: Oh cry me a table Annabeth
the most unrealistic thing abt pjo is how everyone is able to memorize the prophecy after hearing it once
the seven and nico as lorde quotes
All hail the prettier jesus :)))
Piper -this dream isn’t feeling sweet
Annabeth - if being afraid is a crime we hang side by side
Percy - blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you
Jason -you know, we’re on each others team
Leo- and I’ve never felt more alone
Hazel -every perfect summer’s eating me alive
Frank -and ill never go home again
Nico- got a million bad habits to kick , not sleeping is one
Nico: goodnight moon
Nico: goodnight tree
Nico: goodnight ghosts only I can see
Will: hey nice rhyme- WaIt
