#incorrect sirius black quotes

sirius: everyone has a gay cousin… i don’t have a gay cousin

regulus:

bellatrix:

narcissa:

andromeda:

walburga:

orion:

sirius: oh wait I’M the gay cousin!

sirius: i just told snape that my middle finger salutes him then flipped him off

sirius: damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A random person, to Remus: Wow! You’ve got such a huge collection of collars and leashes.

Sirius: Yes! Because his most adorable dog is a well-behaved good boi.

James: Actually, they’re for Remus’s husband for when his boi is more obnoxious than his usual self.

Sirius: Every dog is either a bitch or a son of a bitch.

Sirius: I guess I’m both.

*At a dog park*

A random person: Aww they’re so fluffy and adorable! I’d rather take care of them the whole day than go to my job.

Remus, wearily watching his husband causing chaos with other dogs as Padfoot: I’d rather not.

Mrs Potter: Mr Potter and I are having another child.

Sirius: That’s grea-

Mrs Potter, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

Sirius: Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.