#johnten

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ctzenofnct:

Bless who edited this, seriously.

I miss them so much..

ten, when dispatch exposes him and johnny:

Ten: I guarantee you you that years from now I’ll be your second husband

Johnny: and what happened to my first husband?

Ten: nothing you can prove

Ten: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Johnny: [looking down and realizing he only has two arms] fuck

Johnny: you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but I would kiss you if you asked” club with

Ten: you’re in my “we’re friends but I would marry you if you asked” club and you’re the only one in there

Ten: [gets slightly hurt]

Johnny: [wakes up in the middle of the night, covered in cold sweat, heavily breathing] something is wrong

the reason why they keep Ten locked up is that whenever they release him he ruins nct’s image even more by talking about johnny’s dick or kissing johnny

©dear melik | 181228

neoculturetechonmymind:

Johnny: There’s a big sale in my room tonight

Ten: Oh yeah?

Johnny: Yeah clothes will be 100% off

Ten: …

Ten: I’ll be there

NCT Log #2

Plus: A Cup of Coffee Unit as a Hitmen for Hire office

NCT Log #4

Ten: have u ever smelled upsexy?

Johnny:smelled what

Ten:upsexy

Johnny:what the fuck is that

Ten:what the fuck is what

Johnny:what’s upsexy

Ten:nothin much hbu

Ten: Johnny has dandruff so what do I do?

Taeil: give him Head and Shoulder

*10 minutes later*

Ten: okay now how do I give him shoulder?

Taeil:I-