#into the spider-verse
Peter B Parker, over the phone: “Okay Ham, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands”
Spider-Ham: “Got it!”
Spider-Ham: *hangs up phone*
Spider-Ham, to Peni and Noir: “We’re gonna have to take matters into our own hands”
Spider-Gwen: “So, what’s the plan?”
Noir:“We go in and search the base for Miles”
Spider-Gwen: “And if there are bad guys?”
Noir: “We kill everyone in our path”
Spider-Gwen: “I like it. Simple, easy to remember.”
(Noir turns up to a crime scene)
Jefferson Davis: “Oh my god-”
Noir: “ whats the situation?”
Jefferson:“Um… we got a fortune teller here. Looks like shes been murdered. We still don’t know why, we were hoping you could help us with that, detective.”
Noir: “Hmm… Well, that’s just” *puts shades on* “un-fortune-ate”
Jefferson: *lifts head*
Noir: *turns dramatically and starts to leave*
Jefferson: “No- detective- Uh yeah, she- Where are you going?! We still have to- detective? Detective! We still- the body-?!”
(Peni and Noir are on cake duty for Aunt May’s birthday)
Peni: *reading a recipe*
Peni: “Okay so, the first thing we gotta do is beat 3 eggs ….”
Noir: “At what? Hand-to-hand combat?”
Noir" *rolling up his sleeves* “Here. Pass me the eggs-”
Peni: “DO NOT FIGHT THE EGGS NOIR OR I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS KITCHEN!!”
Peter B Parker: “So… theres something I’ve been meaning to ask you”
MJ: “Finally! You’re proposing!”
Peter B Parker: “Wha- how did you know I was going to propose?!”
MJ: “… Peter, you dropped the ring five times…”
MJ:“I even picked it up once…”
Spider-Ham: “If your leg gets cut off… would it hurt?”
Noir:“Yeah”
Ham:“How?”
Noir: “Cause your leg got cut off!”
Ham: “But where are you gonna feel the pain?!”
Noir: “in your… leg…”
Ham: “Exactly! How are you gonna feel pain the pain…”
Ham and Noir, at the same time: “If your leg is gone…”
Peni, while staring at them from the other side of the room: “… You guys are idiots”
*Peter B Parker standing in front of the others while holding a bowl which is filled with folded up pieces of paper*
Peter B Parker: “Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice”
Peter B Parker, takes one piece of paper out of the bowl: “For instance, ‘Ham, stop doing that’ just applies to everything”
Miles Morales/Spider-Man! I love this film and can’t stop listening to the soundtrack
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Haha, light angst? Yeah, I draw that
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My obsession with tentacles is back i guess (Now I know why I like Liv that much…)
I have no idea how this two would interact together but they are both cool so who cares
I’m not dead btw ✌️
Spider Gwen
Quite stoked and proud on how this turned out✨
Miles Morales
My spidersona (though I can’t think of a name for her ㅠㅠ)
“Spider Stuff”
Spider senses come in handy with the cooking.
He’s a man from the 40s. Of course he can’t work his phone.
Spider-Man wanted a dog but got a gold fish.
Wait …… Whaaaaaaaaa?
Is it a Piggy Back or a Spidey Back ride?
