#intrusive daydreaming

I’m a very adult, mentally stable and responsible person in my imagination.

For someone who who struggles with two seconds of attention, I dream of becoming famous far too often.

So I have maladaptive daydreaming (when you involuntarily fall into very vivid daydreams) and in one of my daydream realities there’s this hilarious slang term; so in this reality the equivalent to millennials say ‘pre shit’ instead of ‘appreciate it’, and the gen-z kids have started a new saying off of that; ‘post piss’ which pretty much means ‘dude… not cool.’ And anyways I said it one goddamn time at work and now everyone including my manger says ‘post piss’ any time something slightly upsetting happens and it’s great.