#polyglot problems

Me: *manages to ace German oral midterm without slipping into Japanese or any other languages for once*

Guy next to me: *has polyglot schizo meltdown and answers in German/French/Spanish word salad*

Me and our polyglot instructor:

eahxoxoloveslanguages:

All I want for Christmas is you. And language books.

sprachenuhr:

anyone ever just use the vocabulary from one language but the syntax from another like a child jamming together two puzzle pieces that definitely don’t fit together

I’m a very adult, mentally stable and responsible person in my imagination.

I don’t make mistakes I consciously choose to sabotage my life.

saysomethingin:

cause of death: used wrong preposition in front of a native speaker