#johnny seo

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piece of art

Johnny: (youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord

Johnny: it’s not illegal

Cop, staring at his trunk filled with creamy peanut butter: it’s just… SO. MUCH.

Johnny: but it’s not illegal

Cop: no, no it’s not

johnny: don’t feel bad about not having a girlfriend yet. remember, shrek didnt have a girlfriend until he was 30

chenle: unlike shrek, im not sexy as fuck

Anywhere with you feels like

Paris in the rain

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