#wolfstar incorrect quotes
remus: i’m fucking serious, pads-
sirius: *gasp*
remus: oh for-
sirius: I THOUGHT I WAS SIRIUS?
remus:
sirius: how could you do this?
remus: *sigh*
sirius: identity theft is not a joke, remus.
Sirius: what if I poured coffee into my cereal instead of milk?
Remus, taking the pot: what if you didn’t?
Remus: smart is attractive. tell me something I don’t already know.
Sirius: the mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus.
Remus:stop.
Remus: Sirius, you need to start taking care of yourself.
Sirius, chugging his fifth energy drink of the evening:no.
Y/n : I think Remus has an unhealthy obsession towards chocolate
Remus : I am not obsessed with it!
Sirius : Did you forget when James shit on his pants back in first year because of you!?
Remus : I just want to buy your chocolate!
Sirius : IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!
Y/n : What happened?
Sirius : THIS HAPPENED!!
Sirius, clearly drunk: I love Moony!
Sirius: He has the most incredible eyes and he’s so wonderful.
Remus: blushes* aw that’s-
Sirius: Shhh! Don’t tell him!
Remus, smiling softly:Okay.
remus: would you like to stay for dinner?
hope: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
[At breakfast]
Sirius: Are you wearing a Slytherin tie??
Marlene: what of course no- *sees she is in fact wearing a Slytherin tie*
Marlene:shit
Lily: hmmm no wonder I saw Dorcas wearing a Gryffindor tie earlier
Remus: *does perfect eye liner wing barely trying*
James: wow that’s cool how did you do that
Remus: oh I’m bisexual
James: and do all bisexuals have this power
Remus: mhm yep
Sirius internally: ok Sirius, act cool and don’t embarrass yourself in front of Remus this time
Remus: *literally just exists*
Sirius: You’re hot and honestly the most amazing person I’ve ever met
Remus:…
Siriusinternally: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
James: we’re going to a candy store?! :D
Remus: what no its night candy stores are closed
Sirius: We’re going to rob a candy store?! :D
Sirius: for the last time, I’m not short you’re just very tall
Remus: You’re mad at me now aren’t you
Sirius: *turns away from him* hmph
Remus, rests his head on Sirius’s shoulder: I would agree with you just to make you happy but the fact that I had to bend down a good bit just to rest my head on your shoulder only proves my point more
Slight NSFW! You have been warned
Remus: *pushes Sirius up against a wall* I want to fuck you until you can’t stand
Sirius: *becomes so flustered it’s not even funny*
Remus: *takes a step back and starts laughing*
Sirius: what in hell was that for
Remus: You look so cute when your flustered
Sirius:
Sirius: that’s why you did that
Remus: pretty much yea, teasing you is quite fun
Sirius: Well maybe for you. you’re not the one that’s hard now
Remus: are you really? I mean I barely did anything
Sirius: don’t remind me
Remus: oh how sad
Remus: Anyways good luck with that *walks away leaving Sirius by himself*
Sirius: Mom you won’t believe what happened today
Mcgonagall: if someone upset you, you probably provoked them first and I don’t want to hear you complain
James: I on the other hand, need names and houses
Sirius: I’ll gladly tell you >:)
Mcgonagall: I’m about to give you both detention
Sirius: Why is it when girls hug and kiss each other its normal and they’re just friends and stuff but when I stare at my close friend of 6 years for like 5 minutes straight I’m “gay”
Regulus:
Regulus: you know what I agree with that completely you are gay
Sirius: well I mean obviously yea but that’s not my point
Lily: Where’s your husband at, I need to talk to him
Remus: First of all, he’s not my husband
Remus: Secondly, it’s 2:28 p.m. and right now and usually he’s having a snack at this time so try the kitchens and if he’s not there he’s definitely out on the quidditch field
Lily:
Lily: if you’re not his husband you’re definitely his stalker
Every Friend group should include …..
A bimbo- James
A mean bisexual- Remus
An even mean lesbian- Marlene
She theys and he theys- Regulus
A token straight who is on thin ice- James
An astrology bitch that has everyone’s birth chart memorized- Dorcas
And a short king- Sirius
Slight NSFW! You bave been warned
Remus, arguing with Sirius: - and if you don’t like that you can kiss my ass
Sirius: I mean, your ass looks great so I wouldn’t mind doing that even if I didn’t like what you just said
Remus:
Remus: you and I both know that’s not what I meant
Sirius: I love you bae
James: love you too sweetheart <3
Sirius, to Remus: oh I love you as well bro
Lily:
Lily: what just happened
After being disowned by his biological mother, Sirius really went out and replaced her with not one but three other moms (James, Euphemia, and Mcgonagall)
James, who woke up in the middle of the night to find Sirius in his bed: Padfoot what are you doing in my house
Sirius: did you not hear? your mom said I could live here and then made me cookies
James:
James: YES IVE ALWAYS WANTED A ROOMMATE IT’LL BE LIKE A PERMANENT SLEEPOVER
Sirius:YES
ok ok here me out, Regulus being like 5'4 and being a short king
Barty: if you had to fuck one of the Gryffindor students, who would it be
Regulus:
Regulus: bold of you to assume I’d fuck anyone-
Dorcas: omg did you see that person back there they were so sexy
Regulus:
Regulus:
Regulus:
Regulus: *confused asexual noises*
Sirius: milk goes first
Peter:
Remus:
James:
Lily:
Regulus:
Remus: never talk to any of us again
