INTP: hey quick question. I accidentally turned on “feeling” how do I switch it off? It’s getting depressing.

ENTP: tragically, once you open that jar you can never put the lid back on and it stinks

INFJ: first off guys, mixed metaphors. Gotta work on that

Mom: you should have dated him. He literally told me that he liked you because you weren’t like other girls

INTP: you are aware that is not an uncommon comment I get on my life, right?

Sometimes I scroll through my posts and I am like, man am I funny. Depressed, but funny

Dude: can I have your number?

INTP *loud buffering noise*

Dude: ?

INTPs be like, yes I need all 70 of these tabs. No I don’t remember what they all are I just know they are there for a very specific rabbit trail I wanna go down

INFJ: see like, I am always going to pick the individual over the whole. If INTP murdered a bunch of people I wouldn’t turn them in. Besides, if you were driven to murder they probably deserved it.

INTP: I am flattered but mildly concerned

INTP: Yo, I saw a girl that looks just like you.

ENFP: Oh really, was she cute?

INTP: Yes, you are cute.

ENFP: Hehe >:3

My Family’s MBTI Types

Mom: ESTJ

Dad: ENFJ

Sister: INFJ

Me: INTP

Probably not an INTP thing

but who else hates it when people ask you to help them with something, but you end up doing all of it basically yourself so you wished that they just told you to do it for them in the first place?

Anime MBTI: Demon Slayer (Part 1)

Tanjirō Kadamo — INFJ

Nezuko Kamado — ISFJ

• When she’s enraged as a demon, I interpreted her shift as her being in ENTP subconscious.

Zenitsu Agatsuma — ENTP

• Zenitsu has a very loud Ni nemesis to where he is paranoid about his own future (demonstrated by him wanting to find any romantic partner)
• When sleep-fighting, I interpreted that as him being in INTJ unconscious. He is very strategic despite his overwhelming worries, so I placed him in the NT temperment.

Inosuke Hashibara — ESFP

• Te-Child / Ti-blindspot

Kanao Tsuyuri — ISTP

What do you guys think about this typing? I followed CS Joseph’s type grid method — Linda Berens’ interaction styles x the Four Temperments + cognitive function attitudes — so that should give accurate results.