#nct incorrect quotes
taeil: what do you wanna do tonight?
haechan: world domination
taeil: that’s a little ambitious, isn’t it?
haechan: you’re my world
taeil: aw, that’s sweet- WAIT
taeyong: johnny, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? i need a 7 letter word for ‘husband’
taeyong: oh wait, i know
taeyong: *writes down 'jaehyun’*
lucas:it’s frustrating
ten: what is?
lucas: watching jaehyun flirt with doyoung and doyoung not realizing it
ten, wearing a “date me lucas” shirt: yeah, so oblivious
mark: i had a fight with yuta yesterday. i told him to take what’s his and leave the dorm
haechan: oh my god, what did he do?
mark: he picked me up and left
johnny: i mean- i don’t ‘like’ jaehyun or anything. that’s like so 'ew’. i just- i don’t like men okay
jaehyun:johnny!
johnny: yes honey?
johnny: i mean homie
johnny:shit
doyoung: i hate myself
jungwoo: you shouldn’t! you’re amazing!
doyoung: listen, you already have enough love for us, let me continue with my self loathing
taeyong: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by haechan
renjun: *raises hand*
mark: *raises hand*
doyoung: *raises hand*
jeno, not even in the same room: *raises hand*
haechan: *raises hand*
jisung: i’ve got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate
johnny: say, mark are you free friday night?
mark:yeah
johnny: what about you, yuta?
yuta: me too
johnny: great! we’re going to the arcade. except that i’m not going. enjoy your date!
johnny: hey bro
jaehyun: yeah bro?
johnny: can you pass me that pamphlet bro?
jaehyun:brochure
mark: so, i heard you like bad boys?
yuta:no?
mark, taking his feet off the table: oh thank god
wise words from Jaehyun.
:: if yall mfs dropped him or the other 97 liners then yall need to do some reflection️️ sk aint even in lockdown what are yall on yall prolly the type of people who reads articles from koreaboo haha
wise words from Jisung
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Manager: Okay, I’ve called you all to this meeting because some of us don’t seem to get along.
Doyoung: Me and Taeyong are literally the only ones you called here.
haechan: this date is boring
mark: this isn’t a date. i told you i was going to the store
haechan: then why did you invite me?
mark: i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, i can do whatever i want” and followed me here
kun: ten, why is there a green bird knocking on our door?
ten:*rapidly locking the windows* i didn’t finish today’s duolingo lesson
johnny:you’re going to regret this. mark my words.
mark: *running over with a dictionary*
johnny: thank you mark
waiter: i’m sorry sir, but your card has been declined
taeyong: run it again
waiter: we ran it 3 times
*taeyong to jaehyun*: oh my- this is so embarrassing, do you mind taking care of it?
jaehyun: no problem! [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] he said run it again
*at nct 127 intervention*
taeyong: mark, we’ve all gathered to discuss this problem.
doyoung: you have to stop using those phrases incorrec-
mark: oh, cry me a table doyoung!
johnny: i-
