#percy jackson and the olympians
Since percy jackson is trending I’d like to remind everyone that nico di angelo is my spirit animal and that this adaption better do him right
Sally Jackson: leave my idiot son alone
Percy: but … Jason’s … not your son???
Leo: What goes up, but never comes down?
Frank: The level of stress you bring into my life.
“Thank you Hazel Levesque for attending the funeral, she was your h u g e s tfan.”
Me asf:
Nico: I’m going to sing a little song for you…
Nico: it’s called, “My Life So Far”
Nico:*inhales*
Nico:*screams*
During seance:
Nico:Eat my ass, spirits.
Will, sobbing: Please don’t eat my ass spirits!
Will, knocking on door: Come out, we have to-
Nico: I’m gay!
Will:
Will:That’s not what I meant-BUT ME TOO!
Idc what y’all say.
Zane Ro’Meave W A L K E D so Nico di Angelo could R U N
I’m falling back into my Aphmau phase. Help.
Nico:I want to live in Missouri, so when I’m having a conversation I can just say I’m in misery. And when they say “yOu MeAn MiSsOuRi, RiGhT?” I’d say, “both”.
Hazel: Say yes to drugs, say no to drugs, say whatever to drugs. If you’re talking to them, you’re definitely on them. Amirite?
Frank: Hazel- no-
Frank: You need to stop picking fights with people taller than you.
Percy:Oh please, everyone’s taller than-
Frank: PERCY, DONT PREVOKE-
Hazel, rolling up sleeves: So, you wished death upon yourself, Jackson?
Percy: Can I get an “OWA OWA”?
Frank:OWA OWA
Hazel: For the last time… what does that mean?
Hazel: *about Will* Why aren’t you dating him?
Nico:I’d destroy him.
Hazel: He’d probably be into that.
Nico:
Hazel after meeting Nico: You know what? Under your tough exterior, you’re actually really nice.
Nico: Repeat that again, and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Hazel taping knives onto a roomba: Set free my child.
Frank, walking in with cuts and scratches: WHAT THE HECK?!
Frank, trying to flirt: How’s the most cutest person in the world doing?
Hazel:I don’t know… how are you doing?
Frank, stuttering: I-I’m fine—
Hazel:Who hurt you?
Frank, joking: Want a list?
Hazel: *places hand on spatha* yes.
Smelly Gabe: You’re a disappointment, Percy. I don’t remember raising you like this.
Percy:I mean…
Percy:Maybe its because you never raised me at all, ya know what I’m sayin?