#pirate
Is there any site currently rivaling yts?
I want you all to know how hard it is to be who I am, with the interests I have, existing in the middle of a fucking desert. *kicks dirt* *but like not too hard because it’ll stir up dust and I have asthma*
Having a Barbossa obsession makes me wonder if I have daddy issues.
My guys, I’ve loved this man since the beginning when PotC: CotBP was released in 2003. I was 15 fucking years old.
And I’d still ride that black heart in his 80s, fancy wig and all. Fuck that Salamander and the trident to heck.
So, this scene always amuses me. Let me tell you things!
Barbossa eating slices of apples with a danty fork and his pinky all extended. His general attitude and body language. Iggy Azalea probably following behind in a row boat scaring away mermaids lest their heads explode (might explain why the they didn’t bother the ship until it was anchored).
I like that they made a point for us to see Barbossa fill his teacup with alcohol. We view this as humor or even shocking, “I don’t think he’s allowed to do that, how unprofessional”. However, beer/grog (heavily diluted) was standard for sailors, helped prevent scurvy and was easier to keep than fruit.
Fun fact aside, look how desperate he pours that shit, like “oh God,” as he sees Gillette making his way on over. Barbossa already knows the whole crew just standing there, waiting. “Quickly. Shove this apple in my mouth, before I gotta acknowledge this shit”.
“Aye. Mermaids. (Ya dumb fucks).”
He has a separate cup of precious fresh clean water. So extra.
Mostly though, Gillette. Poor Gillette. Survived Barbossa in Curse of the Black Pearl, only to serve him in Stranger Tides. His distaste. His irritation. Forced formalities and etiquette. Look at his face. He is so done.
“Sir.”
Making mock-up victory screens is fun y'all
One more round of Street Fighter OCs let’s go:
Jessica, obligatory Anna homage because I say so
Alyx, mixed street brawler with psychic powers that just wants to have a normal life
Juncai, sneaky suave pirate and bootlegger
Robert/Boppo, troubled dude behind clown persona
i made a quiz to find out if you’re pirate, knight, cowboy, or vampire-coded :) https://uquiz.com/oNBCMs