Down…On your knees, NOW!

Look up at me…

Now listen here princess; You’re a little slut and you need to be ruined. It’s what you are worth and what you deserve.. Accept that.

Just realized there’s actually way more dead people left on Everest than what’s recorded

It’s not just the people that die trying to summit the mountain

It’s also all the ashes of loved ones scattered at the top by the people that are successful in their climb

People will always believe what they want. There’s no point in trying to change that… Unless, that is, you have soul altering powers. Then by all means be that dick head that forces your beliefs on everyone. See how that works out for you in the long run

Living alone, aka releasing an eldritch howl while shuffling through the kitchen to eat a single Swedish fish.

Today I learned Reminder is one typo away from Reindeer.

Can someone explain to me why the Nike commercials are so set on growing shoes from plants

All nighter, hour 4: are we really doing this

Hour 6: y’know, I can work with this

Hour 8: vampire mode activated

Hour 10: I HAVE seEn thE AGes of The WOrlD

*Reminding yourself to break eye contact every few seconds to avoid making them self-conscious about the fact that you’re looking at them closely only because that’s your normal and you need to understand them and it has nothing to do with the actual layout of their face….unless you’re talking to someone you like and it does. In that case, you’re just kind of screwed. Especially if you’re also a boy that likes boys and need to make it not obvious.*

broken nails

i think life is a series of broken nails; sometimes you couldn’t have known, sometimes it’s more “i told you so”. sometimes it hurts, and sometimes it doesn’t, regardless it’s torn from you all of a sudden. but if you let it, it’ll grow back, the past remains as history. time can heal the tiny wounds — maybe not that of a gun, but you could never break my heart; my nails grow out and pass.

see this on instagram!

Someday, someone with no knowledge of Tumblr history is going to innocuously buy a Hatsune Miku binder. Maybe because they think the design is cute or they like Miku but. If this happens. Please shut the fuck up. Do not tell them. Let this hypothetical person have their peace.

I’m kinda pissed that I didn’t know Julian Sands played the villian in The Medallion. I remember seeing a Jackie Chan Adventures fan site mistake it for a JCA movie adaptation and at the time all I thought was “Well that’s a dumb assumption. Just because it has Jackie Chan and circular golden dragon imagery doesn’t make it an adaptation. It doesn’t even make it that similar to the show!” But if I knew it was because Valmont played the villian I would’ve seen it in an instant!

Hearing the rain outside your window when you’re laying in bed is one of the most relaxing sounds ever