#sirius being sirius

James: Why did God create Lily as this beautiful little bitch?!! Why couldn’t she have been as ugly as a toad!!?

Remus: Ohh you mean like that pink simpering bitch Dolores?

James: Urgh… Umbitch?? Oh god no. Maybe just as ugly as goats then?

Sirius: Hey! Goats are cute ok?

Peter: Prongs, I understand. Crushes are just worse than the worst.

Sirius: Hmm. Hallelujah to that.. You know how stupid I behave around my crushes.

Remus, condescendingly: Oh darling, by that standards, you have a crush on everyone everytime.

Sirius:

Peter:

James: That must have hurt, eh Pads?