#ancient and most noble house of black
[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]
Remus, Molly and Kingsley: *spinning calmly, enjoying their ride in peace*
Sirius, Arthur and Tonks:*flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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Remus to Tonks: *blushing* Would you like to stay for dinner?
Sirius: *yelling from the kitchen* Would you like to stay forever?
Sirius: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Remus: That’s because you have it.
Sirius: You make a good point.
[Sirius ran into his mother after being disowned]
Sirius: It must be nice to be rich instead of having to develop a personality.
Walburga:Shut up, Sirius.
Sirius:Buy my silence, Mother!
Victoire: Gentle reminder not to eat to much candy before bed!
Cassie (OC): No.
Victoire: This was supposed to be a gentle reminder, yet your defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.
[Teddy’s seventh birthday party is being held at an arcade]
Narcissa, holding up a minion plushie: I won this ugly yellow toddler. It is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.
James: Why did God create Lily as this beautiful little bitch?!! Why couldn’t she have been as ugly as a toad!!?
Remus: Ohh you mean like that pink simpering bitch Dolores?
James: Urgh… Umbitch?? Oh god no. Maybe just as ugly as goats then?
Sirius: Hey! Goats are cute ok?
Peter: Prongs, I understand. Crushes are just worse than the worst.
Sirius: Hmm. Hallelujah to that.. You know how stupid I behave around my crushes.
Remus, condescendingly: Oh darling, by that standards, you have a crush on everyone everytime.
Sirius:
Peter:
James: That must have hurt, eh Pads?
Victoire: We’re back!
Cassie (OC), running up to hug Victoire and Teddy: Mom! Dad! You’re back! I’m so happy to see you!
Cassie (OC): Really happy! So, so happy!
Cassie (OC): You have no idea how hap-
Draco, who’s been taking care of her: Point taken, kid.
Andromeda: I hate how Alexa is marketed as “part of the family”.
Andromeda: Like, if I wanted a cold, untrustworthy, and emotionless machine in my life, I’d just talk to my mother.
Marlene: I’m so gay for Sirius.
Marlene: By that I mean every time I see him, I get the slightest bit gayer to avoid ever being attracted to that piece of garbage.
Marlene: Screw you, Black.
Bellatrix: This is Soren. She’s adorable.
Bellatrix: She’s also a war criminal.
Bellatrix: But still adorable.
Sirius:Reg, are you talking to yourself?
Regulus: Well, it’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.
My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she could never be better than me.
Andromeda Black, probably
Teddy:Remember when you told me not to burn down the house?
Andromeda: You burned down the house?
Teddy: No! The fire was out almost immediately.
Teddy: This is a success story!
Sirius: So Andy’s doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing?
Sirius, looking at Ted: You did this to her.
