#source texts from last night
Hermes: I need a hoe opinion
Aphrodite: go on
Poseidon: i pushed Zeus in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left Hades downtown.
Athena: did you go back and get him?
Poseidon: nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Hera: Zeus just said “I can’t wait to penetrate you tomorrow” I sat in silence for a second…he attempted to save it by saying “I can’t wait to enter you”.
Eros: I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn’t scream romantic idk what does
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