#source texts from last night

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Poseidon: i pushed Zeus in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left Hades downtown.

Athena: did you go back and get him?

Poseidon: nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it

Hera: Zeus just said “I can’t wait to penetrate you tomorrow” I sat in silence for a second…he attempted to save it by saying “I can’t wait to enter you”.

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