#wade wilson x reader

Y/N: There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.

Wade: Oh Don’t be such a worrywart. The demon and I go way back!

Wade:Have you done LSD?

Peter P:Nope.

Wade:God dammit!

Y/N: Sometimes I feel something crawl over me at night.

Steve: It’s the consequences of your actions.

Bruce: The guilt that comes with your choices.

Tony: Past trauma.

Wade: Oops, that was me. I sneak into your room to cuddle.

Natasha: 

Natasha:What?

Wade: Yeah, I get in the middle of you two like I’m your kid that had a nightmare.

Natasha, to Y/N: We have to get locks on our doors.

Wade: Rule one of being a vigilante: Use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.

Wade: Rule two of being a vigilante: Never give out free information.

Wade: Rule three of being a vigilante: Even though teamwork is important if you’re sure you can handle something, do it.

Wade: Got that?

Y/N, writing “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in their notes: Yeah, yeah, for sure.