#war machine

Choose your team.

*Somewhere far away*

Tony: Peter just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I surprised? Don’t you ‘greater good’ and 'please trust me Mr. Stark.’ I wouldn’t trust that boy with a plastic spoon.

Rhodey: This is big dad energy.

Rhodey: God help the person who ends up dating Tony.

Pepper: I’m dating Tony.

Rhodey: My condolences.

Villain: Is this a joke? I don’t deal with washed-up old relics.
Peter: Come on now, let’s leave your wife out of this.
Tony & Rhodey: *listening via earpiece*
Rhodey: *laughs* Like father, like son.

rhodey: do you wanna talk about your trauma?

tony: trauma? you mean the reason i’m so fucking hilarious?

rhodey:

rhodey:no

Hear me out: War Machine movie. Set in the period betweenInfinity War and Endgame cos then we get to really get a look in detail about what it was like in those five years, what shit went down, what was enforcement like, etc AND we get to see soft Uncle Rhodey!!! Can you imagine Morgan and Rhodey- and we’d get to see soft retired Tony being happy for a change with his best friend. And don’t tell me that a War Machine movie wouldn’t kick ass. Come on: Rhodey is so badass and his humour kills. Basically I crave more Rhodey content cos let’s be honest we fucking deserve it.

Literally fuck endgame. The only TonyRhodey content we got was Rhodey watching Tony die. What the fuck this is not okay I-

Rhodey and Scott, approaching Dr Strange : settle a bet what movie is actual time travel most like because we think back to the future or hot tub time machine but Tony said no movie got it right

Dr Strange: did y’all ever see Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011) ?