#rachel dare
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Ok so in Tower of Nero, when Apollo and Nico and Will visit Rachel in Brooklyn, she mentions her weird neighbors who live in a mansion that Apollo can’t see and occasionally has penguins on the front desk. Remind you of anything?
That’s right, the Kanes are Rachel’s neighbors. This has so much great crossover potential, I love it.
I LOVE THIS IDEA WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS SOONER WE NEED A CROSSOVER
Nico, masking his depression and self hatred with exaggerated narcissism: I am the best.
Will, genuinely: You sure are!
Nico, trying not to cry: No wait-
Nico: Fuck you.
Will: Is that an insult or a to do list?
Frank: Ugh, my lips hurt.
Hazel:*kisses Frank’s chapped lips* There, I made it better!
Frank:*unable to form coherent sentences*
Will:*see’s how sweet Hazel and Frank are being* Nico, my lips hurt.
Nico:*steps on Will’s foot*
Will: Auch!
Nico: Well, now you’re not thinking about your hurting lips.
Blitzen: If I were a gardener I’d put our tu-lips together!
Hearth::)
Alex: If I were a gardener you’d be my hoe.
Magnus:Thanks.
“Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead.”
- Nico di Angelo, probably
Nico: Are you cooking?
Jason: I wanted to do something nice for you.
Nico: But instead you cooked?
Will: I love you.
Nico: Good choice.
Will, annoyed: Fuck you.
Nico: Better choice.
Will:
Will: wAIT A SECOND
Samirah: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want?
Magnus: A falafel.
Alex: There’s no falafel on the menu.
Magnus: I want a falafel.
Samirah: Magnus, we’re at KFC.
Magnus: Quiero una falafel.
Jack: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up.
Percy: You’re so short, Nico. What can you see down there?
Nico: Everyone’s IQ.
How we see Jason: supportive and a protective friend, Solangelo #1 shipper, mature, soft boy.
How he actually is: dead.
Nico: Will and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s -
Will: - sentences.
Nico: Don’t interrupt me.
Magnus: We’ll stand together even in life and death.
Samirah: Probably death.
Alex: Death for sure.
Annabeth: What exactly is your plan?
Percy: I told you! Save everyone and get to camp safely.
Annabeth: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.
Jason: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Nico: To have a childhood.
Jason: I turned out just fine.
Nico: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Jason: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE.
Reyna: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.
Nico: Not to be over dramatic, but I’d rather die.
Nico: What am I allergic to?
Hazel: Pollen… and the full spectrum of human emotion.
I personally feel like Kronos took the phrase “Family Dinner” a bit too serious.
Will: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Nico: I never had one.
Will: An imagination or a childhood?
