#pjo incorrect quotes
Will: What state are you in?
Nico: A depressed one
Apollo: please don’t tell Arty! She’s gonna—
Meg: kill your ass?
Apollo: exactly! And I’m very protective of my ass, it’s one of my best features!
Nico at McDonald’s: *some dude being trash to the cashier*
Nico: you know being nice to servers is a guaranteed get out of hell free card. Hades told me himself you might need it
Annabeth: Percy texted me yesterday and said “your adorable” and I replied with “no YOU’RE adorable”
Grover: And?
Annabeth: He proposed this morning. Our wedding is in a month. All I did is correct him but I love him so I’m not gonna say anything.
TW/murder
leo: who are we killing? i don’t do kids, that’s a rule. but that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.
percy: that’s a pretty rock.
will: nico gave it to me!!!
nico: i threw it at you.
will: he’s very sweet!
Annabeth: You know, Percy, I don’t care what everyone else says about you. You’re pretty smart.
Percy: Thank you, Annabeth.
Percy:*realises*
Percy: Hey, wait a sec-
annabeth chase puts the cute in execute
and then theres grover
annabeth: I’ve been eating peanut m&m’s in hopes that if a canniabl eats me and is allergic to peanuts I can get my revenge.
chiron: that sentence started out so normal…
percy at the lotus casino: I’m so happy! im having such a great time!
percy, thinking about what he just said:
percy: [feels happy once]
percy, immediately:
Percy: good night i love you
Annabeth: i love you too
Percy:
Annabeth:
Percy: we love you too, g-man
Grover, sharing a room with them: thanks, i was honestly feeling a little left out
Percy: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Grover: Of course you will
Percy: I should kill you
Piper: Don’t regress to primal behavior just because it’s allowed! We’re human. eings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!
The other person: ?
Piper: They’re setting a terrible example for today’s young women.
Percy: I never make the same mistake twice
Percy: I make it another four or five times just to be sure
Leo: I have a good and a bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Jason: The good news?
Leo: I won’t do it again
