#aroace memes

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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever ever had ice water after a workout? Sex is cool, but have you ever gotten a full night of sleep? Sex is cool, but have you ever had stale bread? Sex is cool, but have you ever run head first into a wall and experienced extreme life-long head trauma?

I think the overall point I’m making here is “yeah sex is cool, but have you ever done literally anything else?” And that’s on asexuality

Does anyone have any songs that remind them of their asexuality/aromanticism or whatever their orientation may be?

Please comment some if you know any because I’m a sucker for new relatable songs.

Listen, I was already obsessed with the color purple before I knew my sexuality, but now that I know I’m asexual I’ve become more powerful. My obsession with purple has trancended what I thought was possible.

I’m just saying, if anyone here wants to bond with me over the fact that we’re both asexual and/or aromantic, I’m all for that

I was just starting to forget how asexual and aromantic I really am and then my volleyball team party happened oops


They were all talking about their sexual and romantic experience, their types, and their desires for the future and I was just sitting there like “what the fUCk. Is sêx.”


Also it’s surreal to hear people a year or two younger than you talking about their sëxūãl êxpèrīéncē

I’m eating a tall bowl of purple mac and cheese past midnight because I am astronomically asexual and exist to spite god

I was presenting an intro presentation for my personal finance class, and on the slide where we were supposed to talk about what type of family you want in the future, I said I don’t wanna get married and just wanna have a ton of dogs, including a picture showing that, as well as a picture of those car stickers depicting family members but only with dogs. My classmate just said “that’s the most im-asexual-as-fuck-help-me thing I’ve ever heard” and I just wanna say I’m glad I’ve built a reputation like that at school

Can we all do a thing where we talk about how we learned that we were asexual for asexual awareness week? I think it would be pretty neat.

Here’s mine:

I spent years knowing about the lgbtqia+ community and being super accepting of it despite my religious school and family. I think because of this I started questioning. There wasn’t any real reason, I just wanted to look into it.

Through the years I learned about so many different identities in order to figure out what mine is. I jumped from straight, to pan, to bi, to gay, and back to straight multiple times. But no matter what identity I would land on it never felt right.

In hindsight my asexuality should have been easy to figure out. Other people would look at a guy and say how hot he is, while I would just wonder how that’s the first thing someone would notice, and I didn’t even know what it meant to be attractive. I never had crushes and always thought waiting until marriage is easy. I never understood why people would actively seek out sex and crave it, because when I think about it I only feel uncomfortable and awkward.

It’s not as though I didn’t know the word “asexual,” but whenever I came across it I skimmed over it assuming it wasn’t me. I liked the idea of romance and stuff, so past me thought asexuality couldn’t be me. I obviously had misunderstandings about asexuality at the time so I don’t blame myself, but I should have read more into it.

One day during pride month, I was laying around reading lgbt reddit threads, when it just dawned on me that I’m asexual. It really came out of nowhere, it was actually a little weird lol, but I’m happy to finally know this part of myself. This has developed into my knowledge that I’m aro as well.

This was a little long and was posted fairly late into ace week (and I feel like no one’s gonna respond to it), but feel free to add you own story if you want!

im-asexual-as-fuck-help-me:

So I heard that asexual awareness week is happening over Halloween!!!!! This feels like a historical landmark bc spooky season and asexuality just seems like the ultimate power couple to me idk

Bring back the true halloween spirit by throwing away the sexy werewolf costumes and just, dress up as asexual clowns and scare the shit out of people just like the good old days

This’ll be easy because I don’t even need to wear a costume to be an asexual clown

So I heard that asexual awareness week is happening over Halloween!!!!! This feels like a historical landmark bc spooky season and asexuality just seems like the ultimate power couple to me idk

On the bus ride to my last volleyball game I was sitting behind these 13 year olds and after eavesdropping on their conversation I think they get more action than me???? I guess that’s just the aroace life lolol

Since I’m asexual and all two of my braincells go towards plotting world domination, this physics worksheet is making me want to yeet myself into the nearest void. Adieu

Everyone irl is talking about how many kids they want but all I want in life are those car stickers that represent family members but instead of it being me, my spouse, and my kids, I want it to be me and just a ton of dogs. Dream big, kids

Sure, sex and romance is fine and stuff but have you ever heard the smooth smooth sound of a French horn?

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