Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever ever had ice water after a workout? Sex is cool, but have you ever gotten a full night of sleep? Sex is cool, but have you ever had stale bread? Sex is cool, but have you ever run head first into a wall and experienced extreme life-long head trauma?

I think the overall point I’m making here is “yeah sex is cool, but have you ever done literally anything else?” And that’s on asexuality

I’m asexual and aromantic for everyone except for

2 D B o y s

(and girls)

I was just starting to forget how asexual and aromantic I really am and then my volleyball team party happened oops

They were all talking about their sexual and romantic experience, their types, and their desires for the future and I was just sitting there like “what the fUCk. Is sêx.”

Also it’s surreal to hear people a year or two younger than you talking about their sëxūãl êxpèrīéncē

My son, Thomas, says Asexual Rights

To all my neurodiverse/mentally ill/traumatised asexuals and or aromatics:

You’re still valid. I love you. Your sexuality is valid despite your circumstances.

Can some wonderful ace/aro person please clarify to me that asexual means not feeling sexual attraction but it’s perfectly valid to be ace and also occasionally want to engage in sexual behaviours? Because that’s the only thing stopping me from realising I’m asexual

Disclaimer that you’re valid af if you’re sex repulsed or not and I love you

When a thotbot gets into your DMs and tries to scam you of your money promising to cam for you but you’re ace af

“Why do girls go for all the assholes?”

The secret is, some girls are asexual and/or aromantic, and since we’re attracted to the letter ‘a’ and ‘asshole’ starts with ‘a’… hoo mama how could we NOT

Do I detect an aromantic?

Blackstar: mlm, mlw, wheres the acronym for the men who love no one?

Soul: you mean..men?

Blackstar: I propose a new acronym! Men love nobody! Mlnb

Soul, inhaling through his teeth: oh.. Dude. You can’t do that one.

Blackstar: why can’t I?

Soul: That’s already a thing.

Blackstar: what?! What do you mean thats already a thing?

Kid, walking into the room, holding hands with Crona: what are you two talking about?

Soul:

Blackstar:

Blackstar:goddamnit!

thefrogginbullfish:

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Is this a niche experience or can other aros relate?