#ben hargreeves

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In my personal opinion, all the Hargreeves siblings could be slightly gay and I would not argue. They were oppressed their entire childhood, they’re gonna explore at one point.

BREAKING: Justin H. Min was recently hospitalized due to severe back pains caused by carrying the entire season of The Umbrella Academy on his back. We wish him a speedy recovery.

Since the first names Five called out in the apocalypse was Vanya & Ben, I assumed 567 were very close as kids. A thought: was Five getting stuck in the apocalypse & Ben’s death necessary to ensure Vanya’s isolation and thus her path down the road of destruction?

Which makes me wonder if it was the Commission (or some other party) that was behind Five being blocked from getting home and Ben’s death…

happy birthday to the seven most dysfunctional people in the universe; the hargreeves siblings

Sparrow Academy Patch(?)

  • funky boxes(?) at the top
  • a bird
  • knives (axe? hammer? sword?) crossed.
  • eye on a red background
  • legitimately no clue what that last symbol is. mask? black hole?
  • words. doesn’t look english? not the same ones as the umbrella academy one.

Imagine if Klaus annoys God so much they bring Dave back to life just to get him to Shut The Fuck Up

Klaus, in the afterlife for the ninth time this week: So. God. Why’d you make platypuses…..like that?

God, who just wants to ride thier bike around the afterlife in peace: Why can’t you be like the rest of humanity and try to stay out of the afterlife?

Klaus, somehow eating chips: I want my boyfriend back.

God: He’s literally dead!

Klaus: This is homophobia! I will not stand for it!

God, shoving Dave near him: Just leave me alone.

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