#umbrella academy ben
Luther: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we’re all still alive?
Klaus: Oh, yeah.
Ben: All the time.
Five: By all likelihood, we shouldn’t be.
Klaus: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Five: You’re a hazard to society.
Ben: And a coward. Do twenty.
Ben: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Klaus: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?
Ben: Wait, stop, think!
Klaus: No, no, and no.
Klaus: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…
Ben: Even more humiliating than—
Klaus: Let’s not do this today, Benji.
Ben: You still don’t understand what happened in Ocean’s Eleven!
Klaus: It’s a complicated film.
Ben: It really isn’t!
Klaus: Did Dave just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Ben: Yeah, he did.
Klaus:…and did I do finger guns back?
Ben: Yeah, you did.
Klaus: When life gives you lemons—
Five: You throw them back.
Ben: Or take them and make lemonade?
Five: No. You give them back.
Klaus: But lemonade…
Five:No.
Ben: Minecraft is the most romantic video game in existence.
Klaus: Fuck Netflix and chill, let’s build us a house!
Diego: We need money.
Klaus: I have an idea!
Ben: We’re not selling your bath water.
Klaus: I have no ideas.
klaus: you need to remember to love yourself.
ben: but don’t you hate yourself?
klaus: yes but this is about you, stay focused.
ben: you’re an idiot.
klaus: thanks, why tho?
