#hargreeves children

Five: we have to save the world from the apocalypse.

Klaus: *already walking out the door* ok boomer

Klaus on his time in Vietnam and his childhood:

Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*

Five:

Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead

Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.

Sissy:*does anything*

Vanya: –and my heart went O O P S

Luther: how would you guys describe Five?

Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—

Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.

7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:

Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.

Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked

diego: yeah, well, I hate you

klaus: no, you don’t

diego, bitterly: no, I don’t

klaus: you need to remember to love yourself.

ben: but don’t you hate yourself?

klaus: yes but this is about you, stay focused.

klaus: *gets pulled over by a cop*

klaus: officer, i’m colorblind. i didn’t know it was a red light.

cop: okay, but you stole this car.

In my personal opinion, all the Hargreeves siblings could be slightly gay and I would not argue. They were oppressed their entire childhood, they’re gonna explore at one point.

I feel like Vanya is the person to apologise to a mannequin if she bumps into it.

On the other end of the scale, Klaus is the person who strokes the clothing on a mannequin before realising it is a real person.

the boys are back in town