#chaoscore

sleepycrows:

sleepycrows:

hey guys i need your help with something

do i classify these as jorts or jants

seriously what the fuck are these

he eats

He’s traveling around the world ❤️

Just started playing this game.

This is my son.

His name is Beans.

I installed this game at 2:00 AM.

Me and the boys at 2:00 AM looking for beans

Get it?

lost-my-leeches:

subconsciousjedi:

lost-my-leeches:

origamicrow:

lost-my-leeches:

I really want to hide a bell inside of my plague doctor mask, so whenever I turn my head or look around people associate me with a little jingle! I just think it would be cute

On Christmas:

*bell sounds start out of nowhere*

Kids: Is.. Is that Santa!? :0

Parents: Ah no, that’s just the same plague doctor passing by

You:*literally running towards them while making the jingle jingle sound* heY GUyS yOU wAnT SuM LeeChEs!?

I legit fell off my fuckin bed laughing I’m done this is the best response

Absolutely!

Today I discovered these gems in my drafts and I don’t remember having made ANY OF THEM

it comes earlier each year

the yearly ritual of unbecoming

the sun going red

and the birds circling in the sky

they have come to pick you clean

No, YOU are insane. I on the other hand prefer to laugh when the book is funny

Drowning in my sea of melancholy, your montage of chaos

Its always “I love you” and never “I know I am imperfect, but I will humble myself before you because I cannot imagine my life without you, and that is why I wish to marry you”

She was your personalised symphony of chaos, but only I could play your crescendo of despair

@c_kayyla on tiktok

A tragedy (morally grey fictional men) followed by another cataclysmic event (falling in love with every one I read about)

Yeah alcohol’s cool but have you ever waltzed with your enemy in their masquerade ball, their face inches away from yours and their arms wrapped around you tightly? Me neither, pass the bottle