#im high
devil eyes
no one to run to
yesyes
fave way to smoke idc
im too high hahahah
you know whats the difference between me and you? 10bongs
Today I discovered these gems in my drafts and I don’t remember having made ANY OF THEM
I’m so fucking high right now, I really just went to make a PB&J sandwich and took a spoonful of peanut butter and slathered it all over my hand, and then said, “Which do you put first, the bowl or the milk?”
Forgive me Lord for I have taken the arms and legs off of my Barbie doll as a child and super glued them to the opposite sockets. I know the Bible doesn’t mention it but I just know that’s a sin.
Shoutout to the random person with the pretty dog pic who followed me and is now liking all my posts. Idk who you are but hey, have a nice time buddy
Nectar collector
New torch
Thinking bout the time we rigged an air pump to hotbox the car and how we nearly suffocated to death from it lmao
she told me she likes to eat healthy so i said I’m a fruit and would pea/nut in her mouth
Teen!Dazai, to Teen!Chuuya: You know, you’re good at being my partner. And I thought it was because you understood me. But it’s because you’re just like me. You’re as selfish and cruel as I am.
