Bastard students: *Ignores or straight out calls you whatever that makes you want to clip their tongue with gorilla glue*
Flirty Bastards: *Cringiest, smoothest, corniest mfs you wanna run over a stroller with*
Gentlemany bastards: “It’s common courtesy to introduce yourself firsthand.” or the mfs that are so fake or holding back that you just wanna scream “DO IT” “JUST DO IT”
Then… There’s our chaotic Gen z Mc.
Mc deciding to fuck with them: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas
