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Dionysus: you call it a near death experience…

Hermes: we call it a vibe check from God.

Athena: [eye twitches]

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Sun, 03 May 2020 11:43:09

Dionysus, on the phone: Hey Artemis, I need to borrow $5000.

Artemis: Why the hell do you need to borrrow $5000?

Dionysus: For an escape room.

Artemis: What kind of escape room costs $5000?!

Dionysus:

Dionysus:jail

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Sat, 02 May 2020 14:09:32

Poseidon: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Hestia: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Zeus: Three of us saw it, Hestia. How do you explain that?!

Hestia: *points to Hades* sleep deprivation *points to Poesidon* doesn’t want to be left out *points to Zeus* Delusional personality disorder.

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Fri, 01 May 2020 12:33:44

Poseidon and Athena: *running up to each other* *doing a really long and complicated handshake*

Poseidon, deadpan: you’re so annoying. I hate you so much

Athena: I’ve never met anyone weaker and uglier than you.

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Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:48:44

Hera: Did you have to stab him?

Ares: You didn’t hear what he said to me!

Hera, over Ares’ bullshit: What did he say?

Ares: “What are you gonna do, stab me?!”

Hera:

Ares:

Hera:

Zeus: That’s fair

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Wed, 29 Apr 2020 17:07:55

Aphrodite: Did it hurt?-

Hephaestus:Yes

Aphrodite: You didn’t wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part?!

Hephaestus: Everything hurts

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Sat, 25 Apr 2020 19:03:01

Hades: My kink is people caring about me and want to hear what I have to say

Apollo: Too unrealistic

Apollo: Just settle for bondage like the rest of us

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Sat, 25 Apr 2020 14:22:47

Hades: So pizza?

Persephone: Yeah, fuck later?

Hades:yeah

Persephone:cool

Hades:cool

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Fri, 24 Apr 2020 20:03:48
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