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Hades: Damn you’re violent

Persephone: Yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable

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Fri, 11 Dec 2020 12:35:03

Dionysus: Are you saying I’m your favorite hot mess?

Hermes: Actually I’m my favorite hot mess but you’re a close second

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Tue, 01 Dec 2020 14:14:36

Hestia: Fight me!

Every other Olympian: *mouthes* do not

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Sat, 21 Nov 2020 11:17:40

Athena: You are an idiot!!!

Hermes: I’m sure your right but why?!

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Wed, 28 Oct 2020 11:32:18

Helping Hades with Persephone

Zeus: Dude I’ll help you out, I’ve done this hundreds of times

Hera: Don’t listen to him, he’s never had a stable relationship in his entire life

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Wed, 14 Oct 2020 23:39:02

Apollo: Looking back I have no regrets

Artemis: You should

Apollo: I know

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Tue, 06 Oct 2020 20:38:48

Zeus: This was a 100% successful trip!

Hermes: We lost Ares

Zeus: This was a 100% successful trip!


Ares: *stuck in a jar and pissed*

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Wed, 16 Sep 2020 09:59:53

Hera:Hey

Zeus: Hey queen

Hera:

Zeus:

Hera: You’re never this nice…what did you do

Zeus: What makes you think I did something?!

*earlier*

Zeus: ugh what happened last night

Dionysus: Idk man

Zeus: Why does my lower back hurt?

Dionysus *trying not to laugh*: I don’t know

Hermes walking in: Sup losers what’s going o-OHHHHHHH

Zeus:WHAT

Hermes:DUDE

Hermes: You got a tattoo?!?

Zeus:WHAT?!?!

Dionysus, on the floor laughing: AHHH HAHAHAHA

Zeus, runs to a mirror: oh my ME

Zeus: “HERA SUCKS LIGHTIN DICK”

Zeus: I’m dead

Hermes: Yeah you are!!

Dionysus: You wanna see the video?

Hermes:Yes

Zeus: GUYS WHAT AM I GONNA DO

Dionysus: Relax, I’ll call Dite to help you help cover it up

Zeus: thank you

some time passes

Aphrodite: I heard there was a skin crisis?!

Dionysus: It’s big Z

Hermes: He has a new look!

Dionysus and Hermes:HAHAHAHHAHA

Aphrodite: Um okay?

Aphrodite: Zeus, let me see?

Zeus: Don’t laugh at me

Aphrodite: I promise I won- HAHAHAHAAHAAAA

Zeus: fuck you all

Aphrodite: Oh honey you already did

Hermes, falls to the floor: OH MY HAHAHAAHAAHHA

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Tue, 25 Aug 2020 16:51:23

Athena: If you took a shot everytime you made a mistake how drunk would you be?

Artemis: I don’t know, a little tipsy?

Aphrodite:Wasted

Apollo:Dead

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Thu, 20 Aug 2020 23:08:37

Dionysus, high as a kite: What if ducks threw bread at us?

Poseidon, a natural idiot: Well we’d have to duck!

Hades: I hate you both

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Mon, 17 Aug 2020 14:54:30

Apollo: Dude I wasn’t even that drunk!

Artemis: You took a highlighter and wanted to mark my whole face because- and I quote- all of me is so important.

Apollo: *tearing up* because you f*cking are

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Sat, 09 May 2020 01:13:29

Selene: I love it when Endymion’s asleep

Selene: He looks so peaceful.

Selene: *getting out a marker* so vulnerable.

Endymion: zzzzzz *in a new mustache*

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Fri, 08 May 2020 14:17:25

Apollo: So I found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Athena: And that is?

Apollo: If they dislike Hestia, they’re evil.

Athena, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay that’s pretty solid logic.

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Thu, 07 May 2020 23:30:52

Hermes: That’s one of my biggest fears.

Dionysus: What is?

Hermes: If I ever woke up as a doughnut…

Dionysus: You would eat yourself?

Hermes: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Thu, 07 May 2020 10:47:37

Ares: So if I run into that wall

Ares:Headfirst

Ares: Full strength

Ares: And I DON’T break my skull

Ares: I get three hundred bucks?

Hephaestus: Basically yeah

Ares: Seems legit

Aphrodite: HEY NO-

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Thu, 07 May 2020 02:38:11

Zeus: Darling. Sweetheart. The love of my life and marshmallow to my hot chocolate.

Hera: What is it you little gremlin. You absolute noodle brain.

Zeus, hiding another mistress from Hera: I love you.

Hera:

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Wed, 06 May 2020 14:33:48

Artemis, going through Aphrodite’s suitcase: What’s this? I said take only what you need to survive!

Aphrodite: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!

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Tue, 05 May 2020 21:30:39

Persephone: Why are Zeus and Poseidon sitting back to back?

Hades: They got into a fight.

Persephone: Why are they holding hands?

Hades: Poseidon gets sad when they fight.

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Tue, 05 May 2020 01:31:03

Hestia: How do you do that? Act like Persephone being married to Hades doesn’t bother you?

Demeter: Step 1: bottle emotions

Hestia:…

Demeter: Step 2: two shots of whiskey

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Mon, 04 May 2020 12:58:15

Dionysus: you call it a near death experience…

Hermes: we call it a vibe check from God.

Athena: [eye twitches]

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Sun, 03 May 2020 11:43:09

Dionysus, on the phone: Hey Artemis, I need to borrow $5000.

Artemis: Why the hell do you need to borrrow $5000?

Dionysus: For an escape room.

Artemis: What kind of escape room costs $5000?!

Dionysus:

Dionysus:jail

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Sat, 02 May 2020 14:09:32

Poseidon: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Hestia: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Zeus: Three of us saw it, Hestia. How do you explain that?!

Hestia: *points to Hades* sleep deprivation *points to Poesidon* doesn’t want to be left out *points to Zeus* Delusional personality disorder.

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Fri, 01 May 2020 12:33:44

Poseidon and Athena: *running up to each other* *doing a really long and complicated handshake*

Poseidon, deadpan: you’re so annoying. I hate you so much

Athena: I’ve never met anyone weaker and uglier than you.

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Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:48:44

Hera: Did you have to stab him?

Ares: You didn’t hear what he said to me!

Hera, over Ares’ bullshit: What did he say?

Ares: “What are you gonna do, stab me?!”

Hera:

Ares:

Hera:

Zeus: That’s fair

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Wed, 29 Apr 2020 17:07:55

Aphrodite: Did it hurt?-

Hephaestus:Yes

Aphrodite: You didn’t wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part?!

Hephaestus: Everything hurts

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Sat, 25 Apr 2020 19:03:01

Hades: My kink is people caring about me and want to hear what I have to say

Apollo: Too unrealistic

Apollo: Just settle for bondage like the rest of us

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Sat, 25 Apr 2020 14:22:47

Hades: So pizza?

Persephone: Yeah, fuck later?

Hades:yeah

Persephone:cool

Hades:cool

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Fri, 24 Apr 2020 20:03:48
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