Send me your spiciest house confessions

For me, slytherin confession: sometimes not feeling very ambitious about something makes me question me sense of ambition at all.

Left On Read

Gryffindor: I think you like to tease me~

Slytherin to a Ravenclaw: Bro I’m not even fucking responding.

In a pinch

Slytherin: Like I was saying….

Gryffindor: Enough! The time for talking is over.

Slytherin: I really don’t know if that’s ever true.

CAUTION

Gryffindor: Rock slide? I didnt know rocks could slide.

Slytherin, sarcastically: No it’s a slide made of rock.

Gryffindor: Really!?

Slytherin: … no.