#incorrect gryffindor
ravenclaw: are you vegetarian?
slytherin: no, i’m an aquarius
hufflepuff: sly you’re a taurus
gryffindor: i thought she was american
Send me your spiciest house confessions
For me, slytherin confession: sometimes not feeling very ambitious about something makes me question me sense of ambition at all.
Just wash your hands
Gryffindor, unironically: A scrunchie a day keeps the Corona away
Ravenclaw: I cannot begin to describe the millions of ways that is so not correct
Left On Read
Gryffindor: I think you like to tease me~
Slytherin to a Ravenclaw: Bro I’m not even fucking responding.
In a pinch
Slytherin: Like I was saying….
Gryffindor: Enough! The time for talking is over.
Slytherin: I really don’t know if that’s ever true.
CAUTION
Gryffindor: Rock slide? I didnt know rocks could slide.
Slytherin, sarcastically: No it’s a slide made of rock.
Gryffindor: Really!?
Slytherin: … no.
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Outmatched
Gryffindors: You want to fight?
Slytherin: But there’s two of you and only one of me…
Gryffindors: Yea?
Slytherin: You dont stand a chance.
Sirius: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Remus: That’s because you have it.
Sirius: You make a good point.
Hermione: So… the ministry has a death warrant out for you. The Order can’t help us. You-Know-Who could come out of hiding at any moment and the last person with information to kill him has been killed. But we shouldn’t worry, because we have a cryptic locket note and a vague hunch about magic items from a bedtime story.
Harry:Yeah, pretty much.
Ron: Harry, did you have a bad dream?
Harry:No, I’m having a bad reality.
Marlene: I’m so gay for Sirius.
Marlene: By that I mean every time I see him, I get the slightest bit gayer to avoid ever being attracted to that piece of garbage.
Marlene: Screw you, Black.
Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.
Marlene McKinnon, probably
McGonagall, shaking her head: How are you not dead yet?
Dumbledore:Well, there’s a very simple answer for that. Sheer spite to outlive my brother.
Sirius: So Andy’s doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing?
Sirius, looking at Ted: You did this to her.
