#incorrect avengers quotes
Y/N: What are some of your strengths?
Steve: i fall in love easily
Y/N: What are some weaknesses?
Steve: *dreamily* those beautiful eyes of yours
Y/N: You love me, right Steve?
Steve: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Steve: I’m holding the entire world in my hands.
Y/N: You’re holding my face.
Steve: I know.
Y/N: *blushing furiously* oh
Y/N: hey Steve, have you ever been in love?
Steve:..once.
Y/N: really? how’d it end?
Steve, looking at Y/N with heart eyes: it hasn’t.
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[sorry i’m not good with words but i am really happy so thank you for the bottom of my heart ]
Steve: I’m going out on a date.
Y/N:Oh, cool. When?
Steve:I don’t know, when are you free?
Y/N, blushing: smooth motherfucker
Steve: Why does everyone assume we’re a couple?
Y/N: *sitting on Steve’s lap, playing with his hair*
Y/N: beats me.
Steve: I need you
Y/N:For?
Steve:Ever
Y/N: *blushing furiously* oh
Steve: Are you… flirting with me?!
Y/N: I have been since the first time we met but thanks for noticing
Steve: Y/N, can you help me with this zipper
Y/N: of course
Steve:
Steve: Up Y/N, I meant zip it up
Y/N: right, sorry
Y/N: Steve, what are you doing?
Steve: I’m drawing a map
Y/N: But… that looks like my eyes?
Steve: I often get lost in them
Y/N:*blushes*
Steve: Y/N, what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Y/N: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Steve: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Peter.
[wedding day]
Y/N: i do
Avengers:awww
Y/N: or do i?
Avengers:oooooh
Steve: Hey Y/N. Can you hold this for a while.
Y/N: *not looking* Sure! *lends hand*
Steve: *intertwining his fingers with Y/N*
Y/N:
Steve:
Y/N: I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I love you.
Steve: That’s great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we’ve been married for 6 years.
✨my shoulders hold everything but my bags and that’s because my eyes carry them✨
-tony stark
Peter: How did you find your meal, Mr Stark?
Tony: It’s good, decent. A little cold, though.
Harley: You know what we meant.
Tony: Asking Peter to web it to the ceiling doesn’t mean it’s hard to find when you’ve got pasta sauce dripping from the ceiling.
Peter: I’m good at identifying birds
Tony, pointing to a pigeon: What bird is that?
Peter: …Sam
Steve: *sets kitchen on fire*
Bucky, panicking: WHERE’S THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT?
Steve: HE’S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH
Bucky: WATER, GIVE ME A BUCKET OF WATER
Steve: passes him a bucket of water
Bucky, walking out to dump the bucket onto Sam: the kitchen’s on fire
Steve, walking into the room with a signage around his neck saying ‘Good things’ :
Tony, following after Steve with a similar sign except his says 'Small Packages’:
Peter, packing his bags: I hate this household
Tony and Peter: [soaking wet]
Peter: You can yell at me all you want but I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of the raft makes it go faster
