Regulus: Mary, come here. I want to show you something in the bathroom

Mary: Oh, Reg, grow up!

Sirius: Hey, what’s behind your back?

Regulus: Nothing. Just something I want to get Mary’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day

Sirius: You don’t want my opinion?

Regulus: Not really

Sirius: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me!

Regulus: All right, big brother *holds up two lingeries* Which of these do you think would make your little brother look hotter, so your best friend would want to do him?

Sirius:…

Sirius *mumbles*: The red one

James: Looks like I caught a fallen angel

Regulus: I literally just fell down the stairs

James: But I did catch you, right?

Regulus: It’s because I was trying to avoid stepping on the bunch of roses you put there

James: …is that a yes?

daddiesdrarryy:

Sirius: James, what are you doing?

James: Oh, in bed, nothing much

Sirius: Have you seen my brother?

James: No. Regulus? No, haven’t seen him. In fact, I have never seen him. Hell, I don’t even know what he looks like

Sirius: What’s that under your blanket? Is it breathing?

James: Oh…uh, Lily

Sirius: Lily’s at the library, I just saw her, and you two aren’t together

James: It’s…a Crup, a sleeping Crup, just found him, he’s sleeping, you shouldn’t bother him

Sirius *laughs*: Oh, okay, for a moment there I thought you were sleeping with my brother and that’s Regulus under your blanket

James:…

Sirius: It’s funny because if that was real, I’d chase you down and beat you up, Prongs

James: Haha…that’s crazy

Sirius *laughs*: I know, right? *sneezes*

Regulus, under the blanket: Bless you

Sirius:…

James: …I can explain—

jegulus-trash:

you want me to believe in canon? the thing that killed all my comfort characters?

obsessed-with-marauders:

Regulus Black wears eyeliner

At first, he was really scared to put on makeup, because toxic masculinity but the first time he did it, he ran into James, who did not expect to be dreaming about a certain boy with eyeliner kissing him that night.

And that is how James Potter fell for Regulus Black

Regulus Black wears eyeliner

nebekk:

Can we start calling the James x Regulus ship Starchaser instead of Jegulus? Starchaser is literally so fucking pretty, please.

EDIT: I didn’t create the Starchaser name, I found about it through user @/jegulus on Twitter! :)

Yes please, this is so much better than Jegulus

Regulus: Okay, it’s my turn now. I’m alergic to peanuts, I’m not a virgin anymore and I’ve been dating James for the past two years.

Sirius:

Lily: Wait, this is too easy. It’s obviously the James one.

Sirius: He’s not allergic to peanuts, he’s allergic to chocolate. I’M GOING TO KILL JAMES!

Remus: You’re allergic to chocolate? You poor thing.

Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, WHERE ARE YOU!?

Regulus: McGonagall just sent me a letter about how Harry is swearing at the classes.

James: What the fuck?

Regulus: Where is he even learning those goddamn words?

James: Shit. I bet my fucking ass this one is on Sirius.

Regulus: Bitch, you’re so right.

Sirius: I do have a great ass, it runs in the family.

James: It sure does.

Sirius: What do you mean by that?

James, thinking: “Shit. Quick, play dumb.”

James: Certainly I don’t mean Regulus. Actually, I’ve been ogling your mother.

James, thinking:“I’VE SAID PLAY DUMB, NOT FUCKING INSANE!”

screamingfae-deactivated2022041:

It’s regulus’s fav past time at this point

Regulus: So you like to read?

Remus: Absolutely! Do you like parties?

Regulus: Not really, no. Favorite place in Hogwarts?

Remus: I don’t really like parties either. The library is my favorite place.

Regulus: Mine too! Okay, we have so much in common.

Remus: I know, right? We can spend so much time together.

James, watching the interaction: I don’t know if I like this.

Sirius: We’re SO fucked.

shipping jegulus is extremely dangerous, we never know which fanfic will actually have jegulus

i was reading when you were mine for the 19271972th time and i’ve been laughing at this for five minutes straight

James: Our love is strong and timeless. I will love you in every single life we get.

Regulus: Oh, James! I’m going to lo- wait. What?

James:What?

Regulus: What do you mean by “every single life”? There’s more than one?

James:Well-

Regulus: No, no, no, no, no. I’M BARELY MANAGING ONE LIFE, I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!

the haters talk more about jegulus than us, are you guys interested in being a part of the fandom or what?

chapter 15 of “when you were mine” with no context

heartstopper.

James is nick and Reg is charlie

saphirus:

elven-child:

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

• get pissed
• get stressed
• experience negative emotions
• cry
• feel rebellious
• be done with everyone’s shit
• be too tired for anything
• feel overwhelmed
• need to be comforted
• get furious and demand to be taken seriously

reminder that people who you consider strong, cold, impassive or emotionless can:

• break down
• cry
• get hurt over something you said/did
• not have the strength to put up a fight
• show vulnerability
• need comfort
• seek physical or emotional reassurance
• be affected by the smallest of things
• be self-conscious

jegulus community, I wonder what is your main emotional support jegulus song, your ride or die?
mine is “impossible” by nothing but thieves bc I am nothing if not a slut for a drowning metaphor and the music is both so melancholic and so hopeful at once it’s peak Regulus in love for me

Took a breath Let it go 
Felt the moment settle so 
I couldn’t wait to tell you why 
I’m standing here with this awkward smile
And that’s because 

I could drown myself in someone like you 
I could dive so deep I never come out
I thought it was impossible
But you make it possible 

Love, it stings and then it laughs
At every beat of my battered heart
The sudden jolt A tender kiss
I know I’m gonna die of this 

And that’s because 

I could drown myself in someone like you (…)

I’ll take the smooth With the rough
Feels so fucked up to be in love
Another day Another night
Stuck in my own head but you pull me out you pull me out 

I could drown myself in someone like you (…)

Somebody told me and I think they’re right
There is a change on its way tonight
And I feel it’s so but I fear it though 

I could drown myself in someone like you (…)