#ketterdam
The fact I’ll be off at uni when Shadow and Bone airs and I promised I’d watch it with my sister means I’m gonna have to WAIT to watch it!! But all my social medias are full of the grishaverse ahahaha I’m gonna go insane trying to avoid spoilers
Honestly the fact people liked my Inej and Jesper sketch made my entire week
So here’s a little Kaz and Inej meeting at The Menagerie. I hope you like it :)
I’m scared to post my fanart so pls be nice
I woke up at 6am because I’m TOO excited for the trailer but it just means I hAD longer to wait!! 4 hoursAHHH I’m gonna actually collapse
This is completely factually accurate I assure you…
The Crows Favourite Musicals:
I don’t know why I’m doing this but it absolutely makes sense.
Nina: Something like Chicago or Heathers. Shows that make you feel like a bad b*tch who’s ready to murder.
Matthias: His favourite show is definitely Frozen but he would never admit it.
Inej: Okay so Inej would go for a really fun show on the surface that has really sinister undertones. Like Into the Woods! Also she sings the Sound of Music as she’s Wraithing because it reminds her of her parents.
Kaz: I don’t think Kaz is a musicals fan but I bet he’d secretly quite like Sweeney Todd. He’s also a secret romantic who likes death so West Side Story would be his fav.
Wylan: 100% Wylans favourite hobby is belting and crying to sad musical songs, no one can tell me otherwise. Les Mis and Waitress and Miss Saigon. And I bet he sounds good as well.
Jesper: He gives me major Beetlejuice vibes. Even his fashion sense is represented in this show. ‘The whole being dead thing’ is probably his favourite. And Avenue Q is another one he loves.
Just thought I’d make a quick little appreciation post for:
“I need to see Jakob Hertzoon.“
"Who?”
Kaz felt like he was about to climb out of his skin. He pointed through the window. “Jakob fucking Hertzoon. I want to talk to him.”
Because that for me was the most cathartic thing I’ve ever read ever. I could hear the frustration in my head. It’s also amplified by the fact it’s the only time (I think. Correct me if I’m wrong) that the F word is said in the books. And any swearing at all really. It’s beautiful. 10/10. Like the reading equivalent of a chesty scream or a sigh of relief.
Six of Crows, told through Horrible Histories:
No one asked for this but Horrible Histories is elite. You’re welcome.
Kaz Brekker:
Inej Ghafa:
Nina Zenik:
Matthias Helvar:
Jesper Fahey:
Wylan Van Eck:
Kuwaii Yul-Bo:
Jan Van Eck:
If the Crows had Instagram:
@rendermezenik
Nina Zenik
Lots of food pictures.
Photoshoots of herself in pretty red dresses, taken using a timer because Matthias won’t take them for her. Sometimes pretends she’s a vlogger on stories.
@mattihelvar
Matthias Helvar
Uses Instagram like an old man. Only has 3 pictures, all of wolves. He uses those really old, awful Instagram filters.
@thewraith
Inej Ghafa
Just a few pictures of her stood on rooftops with sunsets in the background. All taken and posted by Nina because she thinks Inej looks beautiful in them <3 Inej doesn’t know how to delete them.
@user0692741
Kaz Brekker
Would never use his real name on the internet. Posts nothing. Follows no one. Uses the account to stalk everyone he need to. Wylan once followed him and Kaz threatened to slit his throat because of it.
@_wylan
Wylan Van Eck
Just follows his friends and posts pictures of his big house in the rain or videos of his music. Uses his private stories a LOT to rant and sends filtered selfies to the crows when he’s bored. Kaz has him blocked.
@faheyitsjesper
Jesper Fahey
Has the most followers. Thinks he’s an influencer and actually puts effort into his outfit photos. Very Pinterest-like. Mostly shots of him posing and some of Wylan looking cute when caught off guard.
THE CLOCK. THE CLOCK. I’m a bit excited for today.
Okay so before I knew Shadow and Bone Netflix was a real thing, this is the Kaz Brekker I had in my head whilst reading both books. And altho I love Freddy and I think he’ll do a great job, I stand by young David tennant. Look at him…
Pastel Ketterdam ✨
“She smiled then, her cheeks red, her cheeks scattered with some kind of dust. It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.”
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Kaz “my mother is Ketterdam” Brekker
I never knew all i needed in life was to see Kaz Brekker carry a cute little goat but turns out it sure was
Matthias: Every conversation I have with you people gets more and more illegal-
Wylan: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the team. Well, I’ve got news for you, pal. You’re already on the Christmas card.
*Wylan and Jesper high five*
inej:is that one of my knives
jesper, cutting his plate on it in half:no
