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KAZ, NINA, MATTHIAS AND KUWEI BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVE FROM THE ICE COURT AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY HEAR JESPER, WYLAN AND INEJ JUST BARRELING TO THEM IN A FUCKING FJERDAN TANK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Wylan: just girls?

Jesper:

Wylan: It’s a package from my dad.


Jesper: It’s heavy, what is it?


Wylan: Must be his disappointment in me.

faheyitsjesper:

Six of Crows, told through Horrible Histories:

No one asked for this but Horrible Histories is elite. You’re welcome.

Kaz Brekker:


Inej Ghafa:


Nina Zenik:


Matthias Helvar:


Jesper Fahey:


Wylan Van Eck:


Kuwaii Yul-Bo:


Jan Van Eck:

I’m posting this again because it deserves the appreciation tbh

What starsigns I think the crows have:

So I know some Scorpios and they are deep af. They are always in their feels but would never show their emotion lol. And the minute someone pisses them off, they are TERRIFYING and would literally kill someone so what I’m saying is I think Kaz is a Scorpio.

The obvious choice for Nina is Taurus which she could be tbf. But she gives me Gemini vibes. They are known for being two-faced. But some of the best people I know are Geminis I think because they are so easily adaptable and are able to talk and make friends with anyone.

Jesper is probably Leo. They’re described as ‘the ultimate showman.’ Very lovable and a bit vain lol. That’s Jesper.

I just feel like Inej is a Virgo. She’s so talented and meticulous. Like I’d trust her to do any job really well. They are literally described as having excellent spacial awareness and need to feel useful.

I’m a Pisces irl and they are dreamy and artsy and love romance. Wylan is pretty creative so could be Pisces but I don’t get those vibes from him. Matthias however. Big brooding romantic over there. I think he’s a Pisces. Either that or a Capricorn, bound by duty.

Wylan is either a cancer or an Aquarius I think. He has that sensitive but also brave and feels like an outcast but is also loved by everyone thing. I would do anything to be Wylan’s friend ngl.

Just thought I’d make a quick little appreciation post for:


“I need to see Jakob Hertzoon.“

"Who?”

Kaz felt like he was about to climb out of his skin. He pointed through the window. “Jakob fucking Hertzoon. I want to talk to him.”


Because that for me was the most cathartic thing I’ve ever read ever. I could hear the frustration in my head. It’s also amplified by the fact it’s the only time (I think. Correct me if I’m wrong) that the F word is said in the books. And any swearing at all really. It’s beautiful. 10/10. Like the reading equivalent of a chesty scream or a sigh of relief.

Six of Crows, told through Horrible Histories:

No one asked for this but Horrible Histories is elite. You’re welcome.

Kaz Brekker:


Inej Ghafa:


Nina Zenik:


Matthias Helvar:


Jesper Fahey:


Wylan Van Eck:


Kuwaii Yul-Bo:


Jan Van Eck:

If the Crows had Instagram:

@rendermezenik

Nina Zenik

Lots of food pictures.

Photoshoots of herself in pretty red dresses, taken using a timer because Matthias won’t take them for her. Sometimes pretends she’s a vlogger on stories.

@mattihelvar

Matthias Helvar

Uses Instagram like an old man. Only has 3 pictures, all of wolves. He uses those really old, awful Instagram filters.

@thewraith

Inej Ghafa

Just a few pictures of her stood on rooftops with sunsets in the background. All taken and posted by Nina because she thinks Inej looks beautiful in them <3 Inej doesn’t know how to delete them.

@user0692741

Kaz Brekker

Would never use his real name on the internet. Posts nothing. Follows no one. Uses the account to stalk everyone he need to. Wylan once followed him and Kaz threatened to slit his throat because of it.

@_wylan

Wylan Van Eck

Just follows his friends and posts pictures of his big house in the rain or videos of his music. Uses his private stories a LOT to rant and sends filtered selfies to the crows when he’s bored. Kaz has him blocked.

@faheyitsjesper

Jesper Fahey

Has the most followers. Thinks he’s an influencer and actually puts effort into his outfit photos. Very Pinterest-like. Mostly shots of him posing and some of Wylan looking cute when caught off guard.

Decided for some stupid reason to wait and buy six of crows. Now six of crows is sold out on amazon and all that’s left is my broken heart.

I NEED MORE KAZ CONTENT RIGHT NOW

I’m not ready for the bi erasure jesper will suffer in s2

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