#bastard of the barrel
(Watching Kaz and Jesper argue/fight)
Inej: This is bad.
Nina: I know.
Nina: I wish we had popcorn.
Kaz: We could kill them.
Wylan: *sigh* Why is murder your answer to everything?
Jesper: Kid, you are old enough now, I think it is time we have the talk.
Wesper Child: Dad, no! I already know where kids come from. We really do not have to do this.
Jesper:
Jesper: Oh no, I did not mean that kind of talk. I mean the “a lot of people in your family are actually criminals” talk. So, it all started with your uncle Kaz, who–
Wylan: Can you keep a secret?
Kaz: Do you know anything about my life?
Wylan: No, good point.
I made a thing ☺️ I’d love if you could watch or have any feedback. Really trying to improve my editing!
What starsigns I think the crows have:
So I know some Scorpios and they are deep af. They are always in their feels but would never show their emotion lol. And the minute someone pisses them off, they are TERRIFYING and would literally kill someone so what I’m saying is I think Kaz is a Scorpio.
The obvious choice for Nina is Taurus which she could be tbf. But she gives me Gemini vibes. They are known for being two-faced. But some of the best people I know are Geminis I think because they are so easily adaptable and are able to talk and make friends with anyone.
Jesper is probably Leo. They’re described as ‘the ultimate showman.’ Very lovable and a bit vain lol. That’s Jesper.
I just feel like Inej is a Virgo. She’s so talented and meticulous. Like I’d trust her to do any job really well. They are literally described as having excellent spacial awareness and need to feel useful.
I’m a Pisces irl and they are dreamy and artsy and love romance. Wylan is pretty creative so could be Pisces but I don’t get those vibes from him. Matthias however. Big brooding romantic over there. I think he’s a Pisces. Either that or a Capricorn, bound by duty.
Wylan is either a cancer or an Aquarius I think. He has that sensitive but also brave and feels like an outcast but is also loved by everyone thing. I would do anything to be Wylan’s friend ngl.
Honestly the fact people liked my Inej and Jesper sketch made my entire week
So here’s a little Kaz and Inej meeting at The Menagerie. I hope you like it :)
I’m scared to post my fanart so pls be nice
This is completely factually accurate I assure you…
The Crows Favourite Musicals:
I don’t know why I’m doing this but it absolutely makes sense.
Nina: Something like Chicago or Heathers. Shows that make you feel like a bad b*tch who’s ready to murder.
Matthias: His favourite show is definitely Frozen but he would never admit it.
Inej: Okay so Inej would go for a really fun show on the surface that has really sinister undertones. Like Into the Woods! Also she sings the Sound of Music as she’s Wraithing because it reminds her of her parents.
Kaz: I don’t think Kaz is a musicals fan but I bet he’d secretly quite like Sweeney Todd. He’s also a secret romantic who likes death so West Side Story would be his fav.
Wylan: 100% Wylans favourite hobby is belting and crying to sad musical songs, no one can tell me otherwise. Les Mis and Waitress and Miss Saigon. And I bet he sounds good as well.
Jesper: He gives me major Beetlejuice vibes. Even his fashion sense is represented in this show. ‘The whole being dead thing’ is probably his favourite. And Avenue Q is another one he loves.
Just thought I’d make a quick little appreciation post for:
“I need to see Jakob Hertzoon.“
"Who?”
Kaz felt like he was about to climb out of his skin. He pointed through the window. “Jakob fucking Hertzoon. I want to talk to him.”
Because that for me was the most cathartic thing I’ve ever read ever. I could hear the frustration in my head. It’s also amplified by the fact it’s the only time (I think. Correct me if I’m wrong) that the F word is said in the books. And any swearing at all really. It’s beautiful. 10/10. Like the reading equivalent of a chesty scream or a sigh of relief.
If the Crows had Instagram:
@rendermezenik
Nina Zenik
Lots of food pictures.
Photoshoots of herself in pretty red dresses, taken using a timer because Matthias won’t take them for her. Sometimes pretends she’s a vlogger on stories.
@mattihelvar
Matthias Helvar
Uses Instagram like an old man. Only has 3 pictures, all of wolves. He uses those really old, awful Instagram filters.
@thewraith
Inej Ghafa
Just a few pictures of her stood on rooftops with sunsets in the background. All taken and posted by Nina because she thinks Inej looks beautiful in them <3 Inej doesn’t know how to delete them.
@user0692741
Kaz Brekker
Would never use his real name on the internet. Posts nothing. Follows no one. Uses the account to stalk everyone he need to. Wylan once followed him and Kaz threatened to slit his throat because of it.
@_wylan
Wylan Van Eck
Just follows his friends and posts pictures of his big house in the rain or videos of his music. Uses his private stories a LOT to rant and sends filtered selfies to the crows when he’s bored. Kaz has him blocked.
@faheyitsjesper
Jesper Fahey
Has the most followers. Thinks he’s an influencer and actually puts effort into his outfit photos. Very Pinterest-like. Mostly shots of him posing and some of Wylan looking cute when caught off guard.
HEAR ME OUT
Inej maniac laughter (for whatever reasons)
kaz:
kaz: *falls in love all over again*
Kanej but make it fake marriage trope for a mission
I need a Nina pov of when she realized Kaz’s breath catches every time he sees Inej
RANDOM THOUGHT DUMP:
“I wanna be alone. Alone with you does that make sense?” Kanej window scene. The soft glow from the window. Kaz looking at Inej-
“Jesper and I can’t do it without you”
“ You’ve been saying that since day 1”
DAY 1. KAZ SAID IT SINCE DAY 1.
Modern Au where Jesper took a picture of Kaz and Inej without them knowing —> ( the kanej polaroid) and then it ends up being taped on Kaz’s office wall
jesper: AWWWW YOU GUYSSS LOOK
kaz: GIVE ME THAT *grabs*
***
kaz: *tapes it on kaz’s office wall in a discreet place ofc*
so since who all know show kaz kind of said “ i need you “ to inej like rlly early ..
anndddddd ( i dont remember who - was it eric or smth) said that show kaz was gonna be more like book kaz in s2 …
what if kanej has some sort of argument and then inej will go “you said you needed me” and then kaz will say “i need your skillsinej”
ANGSTTTT
what if jordie lives but kaz is like- somewhere. so jordie wakes up and instead of hertzoon, pekka finds him and offers him to be one of the dime lions and kaz finds out one day
Kaz would put a picture of Inej as his lockscreen on his super secret phone that nobody knows about save inej. and then he’d look at it everyday for hours and a soft smile forms
RANDOM THOUGHT DUMP PART 2:
“I like when men beg”
so like what if Inej teases Kaz by making him for smth
