#king of gotham
Harley: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn’t what I expec-
Joker: (holding up ace of spades) Is this your card?
Harley: (softly) holy shit.
Harley: Puddin, someone set a fire in your car because you took too long and I got bored.
Batman: How can you not care?
Joker: Like this.
Joker:[shrugs]
Joker: I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pops, you may die.
Harley: No, Puddin, we’d all die.
Harley: Gasses fill the volume of whatever container they’re in.
Harley:School.
Harley: I did it for love!
Batman: Cool motive, still murder.
Joker: I need Harley there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Harley:WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!
Joker: they are my crocs.
Harley: Hey Puddin, what do you think it’s gonna look like?
Joker: What do I think it’s going to looklike?
Harley: Yeah, the puzzle!
Joker: Harley, it’s on the box.
Joker: THE PICTURE’S ON THE BOX!
Joker: IT’S A JAPANESE GARDEN!
Joker: Being good is for suckers, what do you even get out of it?!
Batman: A feeling of fulfillment. In your soul.
Joker: Gross. That’s the grossest sentence I’ve ever heard.
Joker: You do realize once we get the new mattress we’ll have to break it in.
Harley: I get what you’re saying, trampoline mattress!
Harley: Oh! You meant sex.
Joker: Yeah, but the trampoline thing sounds fun.
Joker: You do realize once we get the new mattress we’ll have to break it in.
Harley: I get what you’re saying, trampoline mattress!
Harley: Oh! You meant sex.
Joker: Yeah, but the trampoline thing sounds fun.
