#july 4th
It’s almost the 4th of July don’t forget to salute America’s Ass!!!!!
The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refusedhisAssenttoLaws, the most wholesomeandnecessaryfor the public good.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justicebyrefusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
Forabolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
Fortaking away our Charters,abolishing our most valuable Lawsandaltering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments….
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenariestocompleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny,already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.….
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on…. Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury.A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
A very happy 4th of July to all my friends and followers the other side of the pond. Celebrate safely and have a great day!
welcome to
american’tgate
if you look to your left you’ll see we have extremely niche headcanons that not even our fellow clowngates can understand. they’re a little specific but they’ve got the spirit and we’re glad to see them joining in. we may not follow their thought process but they’re doing good. keep it up, worker bees
to the right, you might find a plot post to a fic idea or maybe even the fic itself! those are rare and although they’re admittedly in low-demand, we nurture them with love and attention
and up front and centre are the confused americans! it makes a change to see them lost amongst their own content but it doesn’t happen very often so we’re happy just to let them puzzle for a little while
please make your way to your seats, we hope you enjoy the show
I can’t tell if my watermelon is unhappy with me…
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Let’s all remember that Independence Day isn’t a white holiday, it’s an American holiday. True patriots don’t discriminate against people of color or people of a different race from their own.