#narcissa black
voldemort: lucius, you’ll work with narcissa and severus.
lucius: alright! my fantasy threesome!
everyone else: *blanks stares*
lucius: …of people on a team.
narcissa: *holding lucius’ hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick* sorry this is taking so long, they kicked for everyone else.
lucius: it’s hard for the little guy to preform under pressure.
snape: top ten things lucius said on his wedding night.
lucius:woah! it was small, but i think i felt something!
regulus: top ten things cissy said on her wedding night.
snape:*laughes*
lucius: stop laughing at it!
snape and regulus: top ten things lucius said on his wedding night!
I expect Potter will be reunited with dear Sirius before I am reunited with Lucius.
— @hogwartsonline may quidditch: minor characters ✧NARCISSA BLACK.
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Narcissa: Yeah, it was an arranged marriage, but…I just feel a connection to Lucius, you know? An inexplicable bond.
Sirius, drinking in the corner: That’s called a familial bond, and it’s because you’re related.
Unexpected Chapter 5
summary: When Narcissa gets pregnant at 16, she and Lucius try to make things work as best as they can.
“You want to work here?” he questioned, almost as if he hadn’t heard her right.
Narcissa stood a bit taller and cleared her throat, preparing her whole spiel on why he should consider hiring her, “Yes, I’m a very motiv–”
“You’re hired,” the man said, turning his back to her and walking back towards the counter to resume his work as if nothing happened.
A Word to the Wise
In which Narcissa Black, snob and Hogwarts’ reigning Chilliest Prig Competition winner, intervenes at a crucial moment.
Lily slammed the door of the girls’ restroom open, stepped through, and slammed it shut behind her. She stomped past the sinks and stalls, to the far wall, and kicked it.
“Wanker, wanker, wanker!” She kicked the wall each time she repeated the word, her sturdy school oxfords leaving a black mark on the cream plaster.
“That isn’t going to help the situation, you know. And you’re scuffing your shoes.” A cool voice had her starting and turning, wand in hand.
Potter Family Opera Headcanons
by@goggles-mcgee
Exes|Mcgonagall|Love Triangle|Cheated On|Exchanging Letters|Sirius Black|Invested|Confrontation|Hooked|4th Year|Tom’s Diary |The Tragedy|Existential Crisis|Spreading Rumors|Bewitched|“Save Snape from Becoming the Dark Lord’s Babe” Club |Courting|Older Brother|Past Actions|Obsession|The Jilted Lover
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Snape next time in Potions, of course, makes a comment about James to Harry when walking by.
Harry who gasps as he thinks he has figured it all out: “Oh my goodness! Why didn’t you tell me you and my dad dated? I mean if you told me you were exes I never would have pushed for you to tell me about him!”
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After several negotiations, it was decided to build on the ideas of Ro’s mom rather than the movie. So Narcissa got blonde hair and a love of beige and gray shades.
Next in line is James Potter. And then I will try to make a couple of animations in order to assess whether the characters’ images fit into the overall picture or not.
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Hermione: I can’t stand you.
Narcissa:Then kneel.
Hermione:
Narcissa:Go on, bend the knee.
Hermione: The only thing I’m bending is you over a table.
Narcissa, blushing furiously:okay
Hermione’s poor secretary, witnessing the whole ordeal: Oh look there’s the door. Imma just head out before I witness something more traumatizing.
Narcissa, looking at Hermione: I think I’m having a heart attack.
Andromeda, not looking up from her book: You’re just experiencing love again.
Narcissa: It’s gross and I hate it.
Hermione:I don’t like the fact that you’re taller than me.
Narcissa:Trust me, there’s an advantage to it.
Hermione:And what is that?
Narcissa:When I hug you, you can hear my heart beating just for you. *winks*
Hermione:*blushes and mumbles* You smooth, sweet talking snake.
Narcissa at her wedding with Hermione: This is the second gayest thing I have ever done, the first one being my bride.
*Narcissa scolding their child*
Narcissa:No more turning mother’s hair to red.
Narcissa: Say it after me.
Their child: Me it.
Narcissa: [pinching the bridge of her nose] Merlin help me.
Hermione:*sniggering*
Neville: So how’s your life going, Hermione?
Hermione: Hold on a second.
Hermione: *whispers* Narcissa, how are you doing?
Narcissa, blushing: I’m doing well I suppose.
Hermione, turning back to Neville: Doing well, apparently.
Narcissa: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Hermione: Forty-five seconds?!
Narcissa:NO! FOUR TO FI-
Hermione: [hugs Narcissa] No take backsies!
Andromeda: Wait, how do you know Narcissa is good in bed?
Harry: Hermione and I share a wall, so either Narcissa’s amazing in bed, or Hermione just likes to agree with her a lot.
Hermione, to Narcissa: Is three fingers too much?
Luna, in the same room: Not at all! Most people have ten.
Narcissa: Hermione and I are having a baby.
Harry: We figured.
Narcissa:How?
Ron: Because we saw Hermione practicing with Crookshanks earlier today.
Narcissa:Practicing?
Hermione, walking in with Crookshanks in a baby carrier with a pacifier on his mouth:Hey.
post-war. just some bookworms hopelessly in love with each other, hopelessly denying they’re in love with each other.
Distracted, Hermione began to write, “The more time I spent with her, the more I realized that no, the world wasn’t split into good people and death eaters. And perhaps it was wishful thinking on my part but the way she would tenderly call my name, her eyes crinkling in the corners, made me believe that no, she didn’t see me, and everyone else like me, as mere mudbloods any longer. I liked to think that I found a friend in her. But on the days when the wistful, hopeful smiles on her face would linger, I found myself hoping that perhaps we were something more.”
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