#nct incorrect quotes
ten: yea i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and 'radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car
taeyong: [reaches for the fries on ten’s plate]
ten: [slides grocery divider between plates]
taeyong: you said you didn’t take that from the store.
ten: and you said you didn’t want any fries but here we are.
ten: why was i born with the dummy but not the thicc?
johnny: that sentence will haunt me for the rest of my life
ten: so be it
chenle: just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
jisung: where are you gonna keep it
chenle: :)
mark: i dont like this very much
taeyong: adding “lmao” does not hide your hurt
mark: yes it do lmao
[during phone sex]
ten: tell me what you would do with me
johnny, loudly chewing a bagel: i don’t know probably sex
haechan: my love for you is like big lots
haechan: it is big
mark: ewww
haechan: and there is lots
mark: eww
[in prison]
haechan: how’d you guys get your nicknames?
murder mark: murder
drug doyoung: drugs
fucked a lamp post lucas: uhh murder drugs
[in ambulance]
“can you describe the snake that bit you?”
chenle: yes it was like an angry rope
jisung: what if mayonnaise came in cans
chenle: that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
mark: good morning to everyone expect these two people
Johnny: (youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord
mark: i am broken when my name is spoken. what am i?
chenle: McDonald’s ice cream machine
Johnny: it’s not illegal
Cop, staring at his trunk filled with creamy peanut butter: it’s just… SO. MUCH.
Johnny: but it’s not illegal
Cop: no, no it’s not
[in the wayv group chat]
yangyang: cold water doesnt even quench my 3st. it’s just…cold
lucas: quench yo what?
haechan: hey baby i have something to show you
mark: you hit “send” on that picture of mike wazowski and i hit “end” on our relationship
haechan: i no longer have anything to show you
johnny: don’t feel bad about not having a girlfriend yet. remember, shrek didnt have a girlfriend until he was 30
chenle: unlike shrek, im not sexy as fuck
Mark: are you going to be a bitch your whole life?
Chenle: probably
judge: how do you plead
chenle: -looks at mark-
mark: -mouths “not guilty”-
chenle: hot milky
mark: just lock him up
“Are people (Haechan)just becoming more and more annoying or am I just becoming more impatient?”
—Tenprobably@ Haechan
