#nct incorrect quotes
Johnny: Why are your tongues purple?
Jeno: We had slushies, I had a blue one.
Jaemin: And I had a red one.
Johnny: Oh.
Johnny:
Johnny: OH-WAIT
Mark: You drank each other’s slushies?
Haechan: What time does judgmental express get here?
Taeyong: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Doyoung arrives at noon
Wayv having family time
Yangyang:We can either make these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or at 4,000 degrees for one minute
Xiaojun: I don’t think that’s how making cookies work
Kun: Dont do it
Hendery: FUCKING FLOOR IT!
Ten: How about 4,000,000 degrees so we only have to wait one second?
Kun: You are gonna burn the dorm down-
Yukhei: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE BITCHES
Winwin: GENUIS
Kun: NO-
Things NCT have said that you can hear:
“OH YOU ARE NANA?”
“Okayyyyyyyyyy~”
“FiGhTiNg HaEyAdWaE !¡!”
“Oh daddy”
“Ty track, ty track”
“ˢᵏᵃʳᵘᵗ”
”Whats up we’re the uh-Foregin swaggers”
“I lived in America for four years man”
“Johnnys Fashion Evaluation”
“Johns Banana?”
“NOOOoooo Chittaprrrrrrrr”
Johnny: You’re literally twelve.
Haechan: You’re literally a disappointment, but I don’t throw that around.
Haechan [to Mark]: you’re literally adopted, but I don’t rub that in.
Mark: I didn’t say anything-
taeyong: adding “lmao” does not hide your hurt
mark: yes it do lmao
[during phone sex]
ten: tell me what you would do with me
johnny, loudly chewing a bagel: i don’t know probably sex
haechan: my love for you is like big lots
haechan: it is big
mark: ewww
haechan: and there is lots
mark: eww
[in prison]
haechan: how’d you guys get your nicknames?
murder mark: murder
drug doyoung: drugs
fucked a lamp post lucas: uhh murder drugs
[in ambulance]
“can you describe the snake that bit you?”
chenle: yes it was like an angry rope
jisung: what if mayonnaise came in cans
chenle: that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
mark: good morning to everyone expect these two people
Johnny: (youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord
mark: i am broken when my name is spoken. what am i?
chenle: McDonald’s ice cream machine
Johnny: it’s not illegal
Cop, staring at his trunk filled with creamy peanut butter: it’s just… SO. MUCH.
Johnny: but it’s not illegal
Cop: no, no it’s not
[in the wayv group chat]
yangyang: cold water doesnt even quench my 3st. it’s just…cold
lucas: quench yo what?
haechan: hey baby i have something to show you
mark: you hit “send” on that picture of mike wazowski and i hit “end” on our relationship
haechan: i no longer have anything to show you
johnny: don’t feel bad about not having a girlfriend yet. remember, shrek didnt have a girlfriend until he was 30
chenle: unlike shrek, im not sexy as fuck
Mark: are you going to be a bitch your whole life?
Chenle: probably
judge: how do you plead
chenle: -looks at mark-
mark: -mouths “not guilty”-
chenle: hot milky
mark: just lock him up
“Are people (Haechan)just becoming more and more annoying or am I just becoming more impatient?”
—Tenprobably@ Haechan
