#percy jackson and the olympians
Nico: I never run around the bushes in a ski mask when I breaking in some place.
Nico: Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say? You want to look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute.
Nico: If you can’t look legit, confused works as well. Maybe you get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt.
Nico: If you’re caught, you just act confused and apologise like crazy for taking the yogurt. Nothing could be more innocent.
Everyone: *concerned silence*
Jason: exactly how mANY PLACES HAVE YOU BROKEN INTO —
Frank: Nico what the…?
Annabeth: very smart, good job Nico!
*at Taco Bell*
Young Percy, crying: I wish I had a burrito!!!!
Sally, pointing at Percy’s burrito: Percy, that IS a burrito
Percy: okay, mission number two, finding the where the popcorn is.
Grover: what was mission number one?
Annabeth: literally getting here, Grover!
This might’ve been said before, but I bet Percy’s birthday is bittersweet for him. I mean, the Battle of Manhattan happened on his birthday. Lots of demigods died. It was tragic, and having that on your birthday is…a lot. So I hope Percy’s doing okay with that.
On the other hand, it’s his birthday! It marks his birth, his anniversary with Annabeth, and the day his prophecy came true and Kronos was defeated.
Happy Birthday Percy Jackson!
August 18 is such a big day for everyone in the Percy Jackson fandom! Percy’s birthday, and the day Percabeth finally happened! So, I am wishing the happiest birthday to Perseus Jackson, who absolutely deserves the best! And, celebrating the anniversary of Percabeth!
But let’s not forget what also happened on August 18. The Battle of Manhattan. Dozens of demigods died. Micheal Yew. Silena Beauregard. Ethan Nakamura. Luke Castellan. And so many unnamed others. It’s not only Percy’s “birth anniversary” — it’s their “death anniversary.”
Anyhow, happy birthday Percy!
Percy: hey Annabeth? I’ve got a question
Annabeth: it’s like 2 a.m. what?
Percy: who invented clocks? Like who decided they were just going to be like that. 3 hands? 6 means half? 12 is the start of the day? why!?
*both of them immediately dive into hours of extensive research to find the answer*
Percy: who are you?
Person: I used to have a crush on you
Percy: omg what?! You had a crush on me!! I never noticed! *surprised Pikachu face*
Not to hate one Magnus or anything, but he has seriously bad taste in colours. Like one of his favourite colours is beige. BEIGE!
Rick really wanted to make him not Percy by making him like beige and hating blue huh
Percy: *does something stupid* (like running into a volcano to sacrifice himself)
Annabeth: I can’t believe I have to kiss him *facepalm*
Grover: you know you don’t /have/ to kiss him, right?
Annabeth: no, I definitely have to
Annabeth Chase really just understood physics at the age of 12 huh
Like at Waterland she knew what time specifically to jump because, quote, “simple physics! Force times the trajectory angle-”
She did those calculations in her head as a twelve year old. Like this is stuff people learn in high school, and this sixth grader just did it. wow. Genius level intellect here.
yes this is an annabeth chase appreciation post.
Percy: I’m growing a beard
Annabeth: oh I thought that was dirt on your face
Percy: …thanks a lot Annabeth
*Percy does something stupid*
Reyna: I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my camp
Percy: would there be another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?
Reyna:*glares*
Percy:understood
Leo & the Mug: Part II
Leo: *drinking from a mug*
Jason: hey Leo, what are you drinking?
Leo: ice water!
Leo: *crunch noises as he chews the ice*
when the adaptation comes out, i NEED a movie version of the lightning thief musical (like hamilton you know)
im so tired but i had to pitch in: moon knight and kane chronicles crossover.
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Since the new cast is closer and closer everyday to getting revealed, pjo fans on twitter started this campaign as a reminder! Becky’s tweet is linked on the tag above! I’m bringing it to Tumblr to spread the word :)
Ayee the power of this fandom
Y'ALL WE HAVE OUR PERCY JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
