#sirius x remus

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this is a redraw of a piece I did ca. a year ago

it’s for a dtiys from @girlwithacrown

Sirius, drunk: NEVER ENOUGH, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ENOUGH, NEVE-

Sirius: *sees Remus*

Sirius: Oh wait nvm.

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Humbug

“Curmudgeon, pot-valor, bumfuzzle, ragamuffin…”

“Gods, I’m so turned on right now.”

“Hirquiticke, agastopia, poppycock, humbug—“

“Oh I know that one, that’s a sweet.”

Remus smiled and pulled him in for a kiss. “And you’re my sweet.”

“Good,” Sirius hummed. “Now eat me.”

Written for @microficmay day 19.

Read the main work on AO3

Peter: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Remus: Plane tickets?

Sirius: Concert tickets?

James:Prostitution?

Peter, holding his broken frames:Glasses.

Sirius: This was a terrible idea. Why didn’t anyone stop me?!

Remus: Because you didn’t tell me. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!

Sirius: If I told you, you would’ve stopped me!

Sirius: Perhaps you should get some rest Rem-

Remus, after staying awake to study for the NEWTS: JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA. I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DON’T KNOW ME! I think I’ve forgotten how to read.

Sirius: How’s the sexiest person here?

Remus: I don’t know, how are you?

Sirius, flustered:I-

James from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

Remus: This is a bad idea

Sirius: There is no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed awsome ones

Remus: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Sirius: You need to stop.

Remus: This is a mistake

Sirius, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Remus: But not today

Sirius, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to hurt

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