#sirius x remus
Lily: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
James:*mumbles*
Lily: what was that?
Sirius: you need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo
Remus and Sirius: *walks into a room, holding hands*
James: So, who finally confessed?
Sirius: It was me. And I made sure that is was short and sweet.
Remus: You yelled “listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them” from the astronamy tower roof.
James: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Sirius: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you, yuck!
*Remus walks in*
Sirius: Well, I guess I should do it. Rules are rules you know.
Sirius: I’m like 94% sass
Remus: And the other 6%?
Sirius:✨glitter✨
Lily: I love you
James: Aww, I love you too!
Lily: I’m pregnant.
James: Aww, I’m pregnant too!
James:
James: wait WHAT?
Remus: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Sirius: What baby?
Remus:Me.
Sirius: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Remus: That’s called arson, and those people are witnesses.
*le coronavirus*
*le otp having lunch*
Person A : I’m so scared of coronavirus!!! What if we get it too? What is going to happen to us? *gasp* By the way, did you wash your hands before cooking? No, you didn’t! *panic* Fuuuuuuuuck!!!! We’re screwed!!! This is death!!!
Person B : *gives person A a back rub* It’s gonna be fine, darling. Now calm down and finish eating your toilet paper salad. ;)))
James: Why did God create Lily as this beautiful little bitch?!! Why couldn’t she have been as ugly as a toad!!?
Remus: Ohh you mean like that pink simpering bitch Dolores?
James: Urgh… Umbitch?? Oh god no. Maybe just as ugly as goats then?
Sirius: Hey! Goats are cute ok?
Peter: Prongs, I understand. Crushes are just worse than the worst.
Sirius: Hmm. Hallelujah to that.. You know how stupid I behave around my crushes.
Remus, condescendingly: Oh darling, by that standards, you have a crush on everyone everytime.
Sirius:
Peter:
James: That must have hurt, eh Pads?
