snape: once i pimp slapped a seagull into a cafe. i thought it was a ball being thrown at me but it was a flying gull and i instinctively batted it away and into a cafe table full of people.the chaos was unimaginable.
As a student, Severus Snape was actually fascinated by this class which was led by the head of Slytherin. His parents had never told him about it, so he viewed it from a scientific viewpoint and asked lots of questions. This resulted in lots of laughter and teasing from his peers. He quickly learned not to speak up and became incredibly embarrassed by anything and everything to do with puberty.
As a teacher, he now has to give the “birds and the bees & the sex talk”. He loathes it. He teaches the class very scientifically and sticks to facts and statistics. Occasionally a student like himself will innocently ask very personal questions. The students laugh…but mostly because Snape answers so dryly as he turns red FROM HEAD TO TOE.
After class, Snape will pull the child aside and give them a book with more information because it’s what he would have wanted.
Gift piece for a friend of mine as a thank you for buying me a Snape figurine off of Etsy! I lowkey hate how hard this popped off lmao.
But yooo nothing like meeting your colleague in the street of London and lighting his cigarette for him in a totally heterosexual way am I right fellas?
I had to try this Artbreeder thing. It’s so creepy and yet so fun.
I touched him up a little to mitigate some of the AI weirdness. And to give him a bigger nose. Snape’s nose is beyond the reach of AI at its current stage of development, apparently.
