Synopsis: Unable to focus on her Jedi training, Rey de-stresses with a little help from BB-8. Little does she know she’s being watched…
Excerpt:
“I am one with the Force, the Force is with me. I am one with the Force, the Force is with me. I am one with the Force…” This was the mantra that Rey repeated to herself as she sought to connect deeper into the Force.
Rey sighed. Meditation was a bust. It was always a bust. She couldn’t focus. She was never at peace and in tune with the Force enough to focus. Everytime she did, her thoughts would inevitably drift to him, and then she’d find herself trying to search for him.
Ben…Kylo Ren. Supreme Leader of the First Order Kylo Ren. Supreme Leader of the military cult she was fighting against as a member of the Resistance. She knew she should hate him, but for some reason she couldn’t. Maybe it was just the bond they shared through the Force. Maybe it was just the connection they shared in the hut that one stormy night on Ahch-To. Maybe it was just purely physical: he was a man, she was a woman, it was just nature, nothing more, nothing less.
Whatever it was, it was complicated.
It had been months since their last meeting, even after all those months, on opposite sides of the war, on opposite sides of the Force, Rey still found herself thinking of him, dreaming about him, worrying about him.
At times she’d find herself in the same room as him, and then she couldn’t get enough of him when they were together, and yearned for him when parted. She missed the flesh against flesh, the smells and tastes, the sights and sounds. She knew it was wrong, but the way he made her feel…
Opening her eyes and uncrossing her legs, Rey unhooked the her lightsaber from her belt and decided to run the training course that she had set up in the expansive forest terrain of Ajan Koss.
BB-8 beeped in curiosity at her feet. Rey smiled at her little droid companion. The orange and white ball-shaped droid had been quite taken to her ever since she had rescued it on Jakku over a year ago, and had frequently accompanied her as she trained and meditated, beeping encouragement at her.
Finn spills the Black Book of Captain Phasma over drinks with the Resistance. (Ongoing)
Chapter 1: Wanna Hear a Story? Finn spills the Black Book of Captain Phasma over drinks with the Resistance.
Chapter 2: Inspection! Phasma inspects more than Finn’s weapons during a routine inspection
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Chapter 3: Phasma Fux Hux General Hux bites off more than he can chew when he orders Captain Phasma over to his private quarters for a pegging session
Chapter 4: Rewarding the Troops Phasma celebrates with her loyal stormtroopers following a First Order victory
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Chapter 5: Phasma’s Phantasy As Kylo Ren recovers from the Battle of Starkiller in the Supremacy’s medical bay, Phasma takes the opportunity to indulge in a sexual fantasy about the Master of the Knights of Ren
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Chapter 6: Dark Reign A tie-in chapter to the darkfic “Dark Reign”, General Phasma visits Empress Kira Ren, the former Rey of Jakku, at the Fortress Ren on Mustafar
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Synopsis: A series of one shots in which Rey f**ks her way through the Sequel Trilogy
Chapter 1: Desert Heat After a tough day of scavenging, Rey decides to enjoy some relaxing alone time…
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Chapter 2: Awakening Kylo Ren interrogates Rey at Starkiller Base, probing her mind with the Force for clues to BB-8 and the map to Luke Skywalker. What else he finds in her mind however, is something neither of them expected
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Chapter 3: How to Make Love the Wookiee Way With Jedi Master Luke Skywalker unwilling to take up the lightsaber in the fight against the First Order, Rey finds out that Chewbacca has his sights set on her as a new mate as they pass the time together on Ahch-To…
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Chapter 4: The First Order’s Finest To escape Kylo Ren’s clutches, Rey enlists the help of JB-007 and his fellow stormtroopers, but only if she does something for all of them…
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Chapter 5: The Jedi Master When Rey travels to Ahch-To find the lost Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, the reluctant hermit agrees to come, but only if Rey makes it worth his while…
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Chapter 6: A Long Way to Pasaana During a long flight to the planet of Pasaana in search for clues to the location of the planet Exegol, Finn and Poe stave off boredom in their quarters. Rey, equally bored, decides to join them…
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Chapter 7: Rey’s Sapphic Self-Cest Rey faces her dark side aboard the wreckage of the Second Death Star…
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Chapter 8: “You’re Offering Me a Job?” Han Solo offers Rey a job, and she accepts. However, the wily old scoundrel wasn’t specific about what kind of job it would be…
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Chapter 9: “You’ll Be The One To Turn” Through their Force bond, Rey develops a crush on Kylo Ren and goes to him on the Supremacy to turn him to the Light. However, Kylo has other plans and brings Rey before Supreme Leader Snoke…
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Chapter 10: Jakku Gloryhole Bitch Scavenger Rey bargains for extra portions with the miserly junk boss Unkar Plutt…
Synopsis: Unable to focus on her Jedi training, Rey de-stresses with a little help from BB-8. Little does she know she’s being watched…
Excerpt:
“I am one with the Force, the Force is with me. I am one with the Force, the Force is with me. I am one with the Force…” This was the mantra that Rey repeated to herself as she sought to connect deeper into the Force.
Rey sighed. Meditation was a bust. It was always a bust. She couldn’t focus. She was never at peace and in tune with the Force enough to focus. Everytime she did, her thoughts would inevitably drift to him, and then she’d find herself trying to search for him.
Ben…Kylo Ren. Supreme Leader of the First Order Kylo Ren. Supreme Leader of the military cult she was fighting against as a member of the Resistance. She knew she should hate him, but for some reason she couldn’t. Maybe it was just the bond they shared through the Force. Maybe it was just the connection they shared in the hut that one stormy night on Ahch-To. Maybe it was just purely physical: he was a man, she was a woman, it was just nature, nothing more, nothing less.
Whatever it was, it was complicated.
It had been months since their last meeting, even after all those months, on opposite sides of the war, on opposite sides of the Force, Rey still found herself thinking of him, dreaming about him, worrying about him.
At times she’d find herself in the same room as him, and then she couldn’t get enough of him when they were together, and yearned for him when parted. She missed the flesh against flesh, the smells and tastes, the sights and sounds. She knew it was wrong, but the way he made her feel…
Opening her eyes and uncrossing her legs, Rey unhooked the her lightsaber from her belt and decided to run the training course that she had set up in the expansive forest terrain of Ajan Koss.
BB-8 beeped in curiosity at her feet. Rey smiled at her little droid companion. The orange and white ball-shaped droid had been quite taken to her ever since she had rescued it on Jakku over a year ago, and had frequently accompanied her as she trained and meditated, beeping encouragement at her.
Finn spills the Black Book of Captain Phasma over drinks with the Resistance. (Ongoing)
Chapter 1: Wanna Hear a Story? Finn spills the Black Book of Captain Phasma over drinks with the Resistance.
Chapter 2: Inspection! Phasma inspects more than Finn’s weapons during a routine inspection
Likes❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 3: Phasma Fux Hux General Hux bites off more than he can chew when he orders Captain Phasma over to his private quarters for a pegging session
Chapter 4: Rewarding the Troops Phasma celebrates with her loyal stormtroopers following a First Order victory
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Chapter 5: Phasma’s Phantasy As Kylo Ren recovers from the Battle of Starkiller in the Supremacy’s medical bay, Phasma takes the opportunity to indulge in a sexual fantasy about the Master of the Knights of Ren
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Chapter 6: Dark Reign A tie-in chapter to the darkfic “Dark Reign”, General Phasma visits Empress Kira Ren, the former Rey of Jakku, at the Fortress Ren on Mustafar
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Synopsis: A series of one shots in which Rey f**ks her way through the Sequel Trilogy
Chapter 1: Desert Heat After a tough day of scavenging, Rey decides to enjoy some relaxing alone time…
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 2: Awakening Kylo Ren interrogates Rey at Starkiller Base, probing her mind with the Force for clues to BB-8 and the map to Luke Skywalker. What else he finds in her mind however, is something neither of them expected
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 3: How to Make Love the Wookiee Way With Jedi Master Luke Skywalker unwilling to take up the lightsaber in the fight against the First Order, Rey finds out that Chewbacca has his sights set on her as a new mate as they pass the time together on Ahch-To…
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Chapter 4: The First Order’s Finest To escape Kylo Ren’s clutches, Rey enlists the help of JB-007 and his fellow stormtroopers, but only if she does something for all of them…
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 5: The Jedi Master When Rey travels to Ahch-To find the lost Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, the reluctant hermit agrees to come, but only if Rey makes it worth his while…
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 6: A Long Way to Pasaana During a long flight to the planet of Pasaana in search for clues to the location of the planet Exegol, Finn and Poe stave off boredom in their quarters. Rey, equally bored, decides to join them…
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 7: Rey’s Sapphic Self-Cest Rey faces her dark side aboard the wreckage of the Second Death Star…
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 8: “You’re Offering Me a Job?” Han Solo offers Rey a job, and she accepts. However, the wily old scoundrel wasn’t specific about what kind of job it would be…
Likes ❤ and Reblogs are much appreciated!
Chapter 9: “You’ll Be The One To Turn” Through their Force bond, Rey develops a crush on Kylo Ren and goes to him on the Supremacy to turn him to the Light. However, Kylo has other plans and brings Rey before Supreme Leader Snoke…
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Chapter 10: Jakku Gloryhole Bitch Scavenger Rey bargains for extra portions with the miserly junk boss Unkar Plutt…
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Chapter 11: Rey and the Hentaitar When Han Solo and Chewbacca’s ship The Eravana gets boarded by space gangs after their discovery of Rey, Finn, and BB-8 aboard the Millennium Falcon as they flee the First Order, all hell breaks loose and admist the chaos, Han Solo’s cargo of tentacled Hentaitars get loose…
I do wish tbobf would acknowledge that Leia killed Jabba not only because she deserves the credit but also so we can have this scene
Fennec: yeah so after you fell in the sarlacc pit and Princess Leia strangled Jabba to death-
Boba: when who did what now
And next episode when Din shows up
Boba, jokingly: too bad we can’t call Leia “The Hutt slayer” Organa to help us against the Pykes
Din: I mean I don’t have her number but I can call her twin brother Luke Skywalker
Boba: her what now
“You have who’snumber?”
Din: yeah, didn’t you know? luke and leia are twin siblings, their father Darth Vader—
Boba: their wHAT NOW—
(Boba is experiencing a glimpse of what it’s like to be Din, being completely blindsided every time someone references a major galactic event or fact, and he Does Not Like It,,)
also, Boba staring in disbelief as he figures out that the people he knows of as major, dangerous enemies of the Empire, Alliance heroes Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa, are known to Din as “that nice twink who’s teaching my kid at magic kindergarten” and “the nice twink’s teensy little twin sister who has never been anything but polite to me but nevertheless is Inexplicably Terrifying”
and I mean given Boba setting himself up over Tatooine as a ruler, he can’t not know Jabba’s dead, so he probably assumed that Luke killed Jabba via lightsaber. we can only hope that Leia is not present to overhear credit for her kill being given to her space wizard brother, who may have grown up under Jabba’s thumb but was never forced into a METAL BIKINI, instead of to her.
